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Adopt a 'Sarcastic Comment'
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Jun 16, 2010 02:10PM
Do any of you have a really sarcastic character but you're not sure if your 'witty comebacks' make sense or just sound dumb? Or maybe you can't come up with any at all. Well, here, run some by us and we'll give you feedback. Or share a funny story when you heard a brilliant one. (Does this make sense at all? :P)
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This is what I was severely tempted to say to that girl who was mad at my friends and me for singing in theater.
"This isn't a freaking choir class!" - Girl
"It's not an act-like-a-witch class either, so aren't you a little off-task?" - I wish I had said this, but she would have definitely punched me in the face and I didn't think of it until after school was out.
"This isn't a freaking choir class!" - Girl
"It's not an act-like-a-witch class either, so aren't you a little off-task?" - I wish I had said this, but she would have definitely punched me in the face and I didn't think of it until after school was out.
hahaha. That's really funny. Here's one my sister came up with. (I was talking about her teeth. This was right after she got her braces off.)
Me- "Awww. Look at those pearly yellow's."
Sis- "I know. I got them modeled after yours."
(My teeth really aren't yellow. And neither are hers. :P)
Me- "Awww. Look at those pearly yellow's."
Sis- "I know. I got them modeled after yours."
(My teeth really aren't yellow. And neither are hers. :P)
Oooh here's one. It could work in many situations...."Don't you need a brain to do that? And no, jello doesn't count."
"Been back from the funny farm long?"
"I'm sorry, my brain cells are dying. Good bye."
This is one my friend does.
"Dang! I can't find my (insert random object here)." - anyone
"It's probably in the same place as your dignity. In that case, you'll never find it." - My friend
"Dang! I can't find my (insert random object here)." - anyone
"It's probably in the same place as your dignity. In that case, you'll never find it." - My friend
*laughs*I"m going to use that one. As in, I'm going to say it.
The Sarah that got "I'm awesome!" stuck in your head.
(Cassie's head, not mine, thank gooness.)Goodbye. Cassie wants to get on.
Well, I said it to you anyways.
Goodbye.
Dangit, I have to look up how to say farewell in Elvish again.
Goodbye.
Dangit, I have to look up how to say farewell in Elvish again.
Between the make-belive trees...
In the cottage cheese cottage...
NO! BAD REDPATH! THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS.
*ahem*
Lives Albi
*ahem*
Lives Albi
-cowers- I'm sorry! Please don't beat me like a red-headed stepchild! I'm neither! -sob-btw who likes to make up their own words to songs playing on the radio? I know I do!
hahaha... my family does that all the time. We'll just all start randomly singing and drown out the actual singer.
Well the singer shouldn't have made the lyrics so boring XD
Maxy wrote: "NO! BAD REDPATH! THOSE AREN'T THE WORDS.*ahem*
Lives Albi"
(Albi!)
Hahaha.I watched the first LOTR last night.
"There's a padded cell with your name on it."
Mitchell wrote: "Hahaha.
I watched the first LOTR last night."
YAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAA!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
"The world is changing... I can feel it in the water..."
I watched the first LOTR last night."
YAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAA!
*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
"The world is changing... I can feel it in the water..."
Waitwaitwait. The extended version?
I don't know. I don't think so...it's not a DVD or anything.
*LPN*
I am determined to get Mitch to do an LPN with those delightful lips of his.
I am determined to get Mitch to do an LPN with those delightful lips of his.
Niiiice, Cassie.
Mitch: did you see it on TV or something then? Me confuzzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd *brain explodes*
Mitch: did you see it on TV or something then? Me confuzzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd *brain explodes*
(We watched it on a VHS tape.)
Got it. It probably wasn't the one with the added scenes, then.
Most likely not.
Yes, we've had one breakfast, but what about second breakfast?
Yes, we've had one breakfast, but what about second breakfast?
Luncheon? Elevenses? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper?
I don't think he knows about those, Pip.
I don't think he knows about those, Pip.
Pippin doesn't mention that one, surprisingly. But hobbits do enjoy at least six meals a day.
I love them too. I'm trying to decide what Middle-Earth creature I would be...
I do sarcasm so well that people don't know I'm being sarcastic. ;D
Hmm, more sarcastic comments... I know I have them! I just can't think of them...
I was quite tempted to say this to my brother. He was joking around, but I was in a bad mood. He was saying stuff like "C'mon, Maxy, smile. Life is good." Then he said something like: "I know you're bothered about something, but I'm bothered because you're bothered."
To which I wanted to reply: "I'm sorry my sadness is inconveniencing you."
Then here's one I think Fate and Amelia will say:
*Amelia punches Fate and makes his lip bleed or something*
"I'm sorry! I've never punched a guy before... I had no idea I could even do that!" - Amelia
"Then I'm glad this was a learning experience for you." - Fate
Hmm, more sarcastic comments... I know I have them! I just can't think of them...
I was quite tempted to say this to my brother. He was joking around, but I was in a bad mood. He was saying stuff like "C'mon, Maxy, smile. Life is good." Then he said something like: "I know you're bothered about something, but I'm bothered because you're bothered."
To which I wanted to reply: "I'm sorry my sadness is inconveniencing you."
Then here's one I think Fate and Amelia will say:
*Amelia punches Fate and makes his lip bleed or something*
"I'm sorry! I've never punched a guy before... I had no idea I could even do that!" - Amelia
"Then I'm glad this was a learning experience for you." - Fate
Maxy wrote: "I love them too. I'm trying to decide what Middle-Earth creature I would be..."
I can see you as an elf. I'd be a hobbit, though, right? Because I'm Pippin?
I can see you as an elf. I'd be a hobbit, though, right? Because I'm Pippin?
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