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I would expect no less, Sir Kevin...
after horse-riding saturday this subject also came up. i may need to practice my riding a little more before i attempt jousting, but it looks really cool.
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i'm making mine with beer pull tabs and i have a helmet made from a pickle bucket. only seems right for me
I'm upping the "extreme" notion. I'm jousting naked.
A nude man with a long pole riding a horse, what sounds pornish about that?
Dude, you don't need to joust to win my honor.
I gotta admit, there's something appealing about whaling the fuck out of someone with a mace. But they'll probably provide a foam mace, which is about as fun as getting tickled with a goose feather.
Way to get things back on topic, christ we had RA halfway to starring in his own porn.
RA's probably starred in his own porn. We just won't ever see it.
Tell you one thing: it might be the nerdiest porn ever made. He'll be getting it on in his reading room and whispering smutty talk like, "Hey, do you like the Eels? What do you think of James Ellroy? How often do you wash your clothes?"
Tell you one thing: it might be the nerdiest porn ever made. He'll be getting it on in his reading room and whispering smutty talk like, "Hey, do you like the Eels? What do you think of James Ellroy? How often do you wash your clothes?"
Forget it! I'm not defending your honor anymore!(I wouldn't be whispering, by the way...I'd be talking like Barry White.)
i totally would do this. i may try to get a hilljack version of this going around here with lawnmowers and pool cues while wearing catchers gear. totally would be a great youtube moment
Jousting is Maryland's state sport. You'd think it would be lacrosse, but it's jousting.I've never jousted, but I've played polo, and my opinion would be that jousting would be extremely painful, in the way of all moments that occur when you are in motion and hit something that is not.
Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "i totally would do this. i may try to get a hilljack version of this going around here with lawnmowers and pool cues while wearing catchers gear. totally would be a great youtube moment"Kevin, I want to see that!
Um, but not if you're naked.
Heidi wrote: "Stat."
Geez, hold on lady, we're all over here shooting a porn. Except for Kevin who is putting a turbo charger on his lawn mower.
Geez, hold on lady, we're all over here shooting a porn. Except for Kevin who is putting a turbo charger on his lawn mower.
Heidi, you're the black belt in Jet Kun Do or Kung Fu or whatever the heck...defend your own honor!
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/11/mag...
I have never been on a horse before, but I want to do it. I will fight for...Gus's honor.
Who wants in?