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SHE'S A GOOFY GOOBER YA
WERE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS YA
GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY GOOFY YAYAYAYAA!!
jkk onlyy I'M the truee reboog yfoog!
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Gosh.
I am so smart.
Beautiful Butterfly!
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Who goes there?
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I am terribly sorry, I thought you were someone else.
*bends on knee*
Please forgive me Lady Wildpelt.
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hahah!
It just sounds funnier that your a lady.
If you want, I shall change it.
AHHH! RUN AWAY! It is Master Wildpelt!!!
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Well then, go now, and rid the Kingdom of it's hunger!
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a
nothing
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NO WATER
IN A
SBGLBGshJHDYKTU
AND A HOSE
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WHO HAS NO
NOSE
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pig, no
skunk, no
goose, ah yes!!
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when your all alone
you'll then hear a scream
as you turn around
you see a goblin
coming at you with a knife in his hand
and then..
THE END!
PUMPERNIKLE BREAD!
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Here is a true story:
Once, there was a button
Its name was Henry
Henry the button met Suzie the frog
They fell in love
And had button frog babies
THE END
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DENTAL FLOSS!
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there is no
ice in your chicken
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what
yo face!
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There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette.
They all decided to go to the bar and they got fake ids cause they were underage.
So they go in and the bartender knows they are underage so he call the cops.
The readhead informs the girls that the bartender has called the cops and they have to leave.
So they go out the back door and they see this barn.
They go inside and the redhead notices 3 potato sacks on the floor.
See tells the girls to each hide in a potato sack.
Then the police arrive in the bar, and the bartender takes them out back to look around.
They go into the barn and look everywhere.
One cop says "They might be in those potato sacks".
So he kicks the first one containing the redhead and hears "woof woof". "That's a dog" he thinks to himself.
He kicks the second bag containing the brunette and hears "Meow, meow" "Well that must be a cat" he thinks.
Finally, he kicks the last bag containing the blonde and hears in a slow voice "po...ta...to...es!"
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They got shipwrecked onto a small island 100 meters away from mainland
The ginger swims 15 meters gets tired and turns back
The brunette swims 25 meters gets tired and turns back
The rainbow head swims 50 meters gets tired and turns back
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and he said to the man running the stand
Hey. got any grapes?
The man said no we just sell lemonade. It’s cold and its fresh and it’s all home made. Can I sell you glass? The duck said “I’ll pass”.
Then he waddled away. Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said no, like I said yesterday, we just sell lemonade okay?
Why not give it a try? The duck said Goodbye.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said look, this is getting old. Lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go? The duck said “No.”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any grapes?
The man said THAT’S IT!! If you don’t stay away,duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck.
So don’t get to close! The duck said Adios.
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away
Till the very next day.
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man that was running the stand
Hey. You got any glue?
What?
You got any glue?
No, why would I– Oh!
Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?
And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. Then he started to laugh. He laughed for a while.
Then he said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes so you won’t have to ask anymore.”
So they walked to the store and the man bought some grapes. He offered one to the duck and the duck said “No thanks”.
“But you know what sounds good? It would make my day.
Do you think this store, do you think this store, do you think this store… has any… lemonade?”
Then he waddled away. He waddled away. He waddled away.
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message 291:
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♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫, Μου αρέσει να γράφετε σε ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΟ!
(last edited Sep 15, 2010 04:01PM)
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Bad guy at a safe distance
Second introductory helicopter nature shot
Bad guy at an uncomtorably close distance!(turn)
Careful Harry he doesn't have a nose!
Harry needs some sleep
And he needs a nose
And he needs some sleep. And some new glasses
And he needs a manicure
Don't sleep yet Harry he's going to kill you!
LOOK OUT!
Spell dodge, too many passengers.
Drmatic turn
How does that hold him up
First time he ever touched a girl
Pan up, pointy roof
Leaf bed look right
This movie is extremely important
Forcefield dissolves
Dramtically raise hand
That train is screwed
Slowly look left
This movie's the most important movie you'll ever see
Back up in a library
Raise your hand.(and a wand)
Dragon's pissed.
Weasly's scared of a bunch of bad guys, but he acts brave while he runs.
You've gotta buy two tickets
Masked guy on a broom, swerve.
Run, throw, exploding.
Running, closer shot, cast a spell. DUCK!
Be careful with that stick, too late.
*pants*Okay time out. Oh thank god okay. Gotta catch my breath. Grabbing his face whatever. Okay go
Dragon take off, people running.
Downhill people running Fex!
Part 1, November running.
Chase that fire you wizards.
Flying...lizards
Look out Harry, too late got him.
Help him Ron(swing)
Part 2, July 2 burning.
People running backwards screaming.
Wave hand, upskirt, windy, kissing, Snape, cast spell, look, blow up the town.
Wizard lightning battle.
Zoom. Huge shiny P, then other letters come out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MahTKZ...
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YES!!!!
I know!
If you read beyond this you will die.
If you are reading this you are about to die.