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What's your favorite line?
♫ Megan ♫ wrote: ""Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor."
xD"
I HAVE BEEN REPEATING THAT ALL DAY!!!!
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor."
xD"
I HAVE BEEN REPEATING THAT ALL DAY!!!!

"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor."
xD"
I HAVE BE..."
Man that is the greatest :D
Draco: Why are you wearing glasses?
Crab or Goyle( can't remember which one): I was reading.
Draco: I didn't know you could read.
Crab or Goyle( can't remember which one): I was reading.
Draco: I didn't know you could read.

Crab or Goyle( can't remember which one): I was reading.
Draco: I didn't know you could read."
lol! that was a good one too :D
Christina wrote: "Draco: Why are you wearing glasses?
Crab or Goyle( can't remember which one): I was reading.
Draco: I didn't know you could read."
Nice one!
Crab or Goyle( can't remember which one): I was reading.
Draco: I didn't know you could read."
Nice one!

"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." (OOTP)
One of the most touching quotes is in my opinion:
"'I am not worried, Harry,' said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. 'I am with you.'"




I also like when Hagrid said "I'd like to see a great muggle like yourself stop him."

""Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor."
Ha ha! That is so unlike Harry!
Laura wrote: ""merlin's pants!" is 1 of my favorite ones also when snape and harry say this:
""Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"Yes, sir..."
I think that when I'm having a tough day at school and literally I will not be able to stop smiling during class. Everyone will be like: "Why are you smiling?" and I'll be like: "Oh nothing. I thought of something." Then they'll walk off confused.
""Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"Yes, sir..."
I think that when I'm having a tough day at school and literally I will not be able to stop smiling during class. Everyone will be like: "Why are you smiling?" and I'll be like: "Oh nothing. I thought of something." Then they'll walk off confused.

"What are you doing, boy?!" -Uncle Vernon
"Watching the news." - Harry
"Again?! You did that yesterday!" - U.V.
"Well, it changes every day, you see..." Harry
I cracked up so hard.
Okay this is unbelievably hard!! I have so many favourite quotes. I chose the ones that make me laugh out loud no matter how many times I read them;
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realising he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred, "We think he's trying to drown himself."
"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writng." said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in mid-air. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside." (Luna's reaction to this is so funny!)
"He might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died, but I musn't get my hopes up."
"Yeah Quirrel was a great teacher. There was just the minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
Harry cracks me up, what a joker :D
Prety much everything Fred and George say is hilarious, Lee Jordon's commentating is funny too!
p.s I know it says favourite line, not lines, but I couldn't choose!
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realising he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred, "We think he's trying to drown himself."
"I'll make Goyle do lines, he hates writng." said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle's low grunt, mimed writing in mid-air. "I...must...not...look...like...a...baboon's...backside." (Luna's reaction to this is so funny!)
"He might have crawled up into the airing cupboard and died, but I musn't get my hopes up."
"Yeah Quirrel was a great teacher. There was just the minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
Harry cracks me up, what a joker :D
Prety much everything Fred and George say is hilarious, Lee Jordon's commentating is funny too!
p.s I know it says favourite line, not lines, but I couldn't choose!
Stephie wrote: "Okay this is unbelievably hard!! I have so many favourite quotes. I chose the ones that make me laugh out loud no matter how many times I read them;
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realisi..."
I'm just guessing your favorite book is OoP since almost all of your quotes are from there. :)
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realisi..."
I'm just guessing your favorite book is OoP since almost all of your quotes are from there. :)
*Ella* wrote: "Stephie wrote: "Okay this is unbelievably hard!! I have so many favourite quotes. I chose the ones that make me laugh out loud no matter how many times I read them;
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, su..."
Huh, that's so strange, I've never really thought about it! I did really like OoP because Sirius was in it quite a lot (well until he died) :( and I thought Fred and George really outdid themselves in the micheif and humour department, so I suppose yeah, it was one of my favourite books :) Deathly Hallows is probably my favourite though, but I think that was because it was the conclusion to the series and all the mysteries were finally unraveled! :)
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, su..."
Huh, that's so strange, I've never really thought about it! I did really like OoP because Sirius was in it quite a lot (well until he died) :( and I thought Fred and George really outdid themselves in the micheif and humour department, so I suppose yeah, it was one of my favourite books :) Deathly Hallows is probably my favourite though, but I think that was because it was the conclusion to the series and all the mysteries were finally unraveled! :)
Stephie wrote: "*Ella* wrote: "Stephie wrote: "Okay this is unbelievably hard!! I have so many favourite quotes. I chose the ones that make me laugh out loud no matter how many times I read them;
"Where is Wood..."
I think that my favorite quotes come from that book, and the 1st book.
"Where is Wood..."
I think that my favorite quotes come from that book, and the 1st book.
*Ella* wrote: "Stephie wrote: "*Ella* wrote: "Stephie wrote: "Okay this is unbelievably hard!! I have so many favourite quotes. I chose the ones that make me laugh out loud no matter how many times I read them;
..."
Ooh which ones from the first book? I can't think of any!!
..."
Ooh which ones from the first book? I can't think of any!!
BOOK 1:
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak."
"Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
"So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" ...
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"
"A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen. Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours' time by Mrs. Dursley's scream as she opened the front door to put out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin Dudley...He couldn't know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: "To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!"
BOOK 2:
"It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities."
"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."
"Jealous?...Of what? I don't want a foul scar right across my head, thanks. I don't think getting your head cut open makes you that special, myself."
BOOK 3:
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself."
BOOK 4:
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory."
"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats."
BOOK 5:
"You're the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..."
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
"I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
"You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. "You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it."
"Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully.
Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell.
"Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily.
"Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?"
"Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am."
BOOK 6:
"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
What did you tell her?"
I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."
Thanks," said Harry, grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron’s got?"
A Pygmy Puff, but I didn’t say where."
"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
"It's going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again, more worried by Dumbledore's silence than he had been by his weakened voice. "We're nearly there ... I can Apparate us both back ... don't worry ..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."
BOOK 7:
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
"Albus Severus," Harry said quietly, so that nobody but Ginny could hear, and she was tactful enough to pretend to be waving to Rose, who was now on the train, "you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."
"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"
"How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.
George's fingers groped for the side of his head.
"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?"
"Would it hurt to die?"
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
Those are probably my all time favorite quotes, but I have more. :)
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge."
"Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak."
"Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum."
"So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes...of course...but there's no wood!" ...
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"
"A breeze ruffled the neat hedges of Privet Drive, which lay silent and tidy under the inky sky, the very last place you would expect astonishing things to happen. Harry Potter rolled over inside his blankets without waking up. One small hand closed on the letter beside him and he slept on, not knowing he was special, not knowing he was famous, not knowing he would be woken in a few hours' time by Mrs. Dursley's scream as she opened the front door to put out the milk bottles, nor that he would spend the next few weeks being prodded and pinched by his cousin Dudley...He couldn't know that at this very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: "To Harry Potter - the boy who lived!"
BOOK 2:
"It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities."
"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."
"Jealous?...Of what? I don't want a foul scar right across my head, thanks. I don't think getting your head cut open makes you that special, myself."
BOOK 3:
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there.
"Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself."
BOOK 4:
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory."
"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats."
BOOK 5:
"You're the one who is weak. You will never know love or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..."
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"
"I DON'T CARE!" Harry yelled at them, snatching up a lunascope and throwing it into the fireplace. "I'VE HAD ENOUGH, I'VE SEEN ENOUGH, I WANT OUT, I WANT IT TO END, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!"
"You do care," said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. "You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it."
"Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?"
Harry considered it for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully.
Ron made a noise that might have indicated jubilation or disgust, it was hard to tell.
"Because she was crying," Harry continued heavily.
"Oh," said Ron, his smile faded slightly. "Are you that bad at kissing?"
"Dunno," said Harry, who hadn't considered this, and immediately felt rather worried. "Maybe I am."
BOOK 6:
"You'd think people had better things to gossip about," said Ginny as she sat on the common room floor, leaning against Harry’s legs and reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it’s true you’ve got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
What did you tell her?"
I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail," said Ginny, turning a page of the newspaper idly. "Much more macho."
Thanks," said Harry, grinning. "And what did you tell her Ron’s got?"
A Pygmy Puff, but I didn’t say where."
"Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
"It's going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again, more worried by Dumbledore's silence than he had been by his weakened voice. "We're nearly there ... I can Apparate us both back ... don't worry ..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."
BOOK 7:
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
"Albus Severus," Harry said quietly, so that nobody but Ginny could hear, and she was tactful enough to pretend to be waving to Rose, who was now on the train, "you were named for two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew."
"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"
"How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.
George's fingers groped for the side of his head.
"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?"
"Would it hurt to die?"
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
Those are probably my all time favorite quotes, but I have more. :)
*Ella* wrote: "BOOK 1:
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the well-organized ..."
Oh. My. GOSH! How do you have time to look that all up and type it???
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the well-organized ..."
Oh. My. GOSH! How do you have time to look that all up and type it???
Shae (Ron Fanatic!!!!!) wrote: "*Ella* wrote: "BOOK 1:
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the ..."
I went to my quotes page and copied and pasted. :D
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the ..."
I went to my quotes page and copied and pasted. :D
I know. Well, actually, you can't copy from your quotes page, so I had to search for them. Like I would search for Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, and then copy all of the ones I had from that book onto the comment page. It only took 15 minutes or so.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the well-organized ..."
Those are probably all my favorites too. :)
"It's going to be all right, sir," Harry said over and over again, more worried by Dumbledore's silence than he had been by his weakened voice. "We're nearly there ... I can Apparate us both back ... don't worry ..."
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."
^ This broke my heart. I was bawling. Dumbledore has to be my favorite character. :)
Book 7;
"After all this time?"
"Always."
"After all this time?"
"Always."

"After all this time?"
"Always.""
Oh, that's a good one, Brittany--made me LOVE Snape until the end of time!

Too many to name, specifically:
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!
And
Give her hell from us peeves.
Guitar Chick-Dolly Dagger wrote: "I know!!!!!!!!!!
Too many to name, specifically:
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!
And
Give her hell from us peeves."
LOL, love those too!
Too many to name, specifically:
NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!
And
Give her hell from us peeves."
LOL, love those too!

"Well yeah, they change everyday, you see."- Potter
Not per verbatim, but close enough. *grins*
Oh, one more from Shacklebolt:
"You may not like it Minister, but you can't deny-- Dumbledore's got style."
xD

i Know and at the end when he's lost his memories, all the things he said made me laugh so hard.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
"It takes much bravery to stand up to our enemies but we need as much bravery to stand up to our friends."
"To the well-organized ..."
I agree. Those are some awesome lines

"Probably that your going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry."
"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickeled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really devine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord."
"You may not like it minister, but you can't deny it: Dumbledore's got style."
Some other faves :)

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
"Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?"
"Look...at...me..." he whispered. The green eyes found the black, but after a second, something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to vanish, leaving them fixed, blank, and empty. The hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape moved no more."

Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled.
"I had a dream about buying a new pair of shoes last night," said Ron. "Whaddaya reckon that's gonna mean?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something..."said Harry...
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something..."said Harry...

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
"Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I am going to - what is the phrase? - come quietly."
"People find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right."
Gawd I love that man lol


"Women! Why do they have to behave like human hosepipes!" -Harry
Scrimgeour:"Dumbledore's man through and through, aren't you, Potter?"
Harry:"Yes, I am. Glad we straightened that out."

I love nearly everything the twins said so funny. Arthur was always funny when he was talking about muggle things. What Harry said to Al at the end is classic.
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I couldn't stop laughing at that.
"Yes," Harry said stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor."
xD