Terminalcoffee discussion

Please welcome Kevin, our newest moderator. His turn-ons include traveling, explosives, and Mexican sportscasters. Thanks, Kevin, for taking on this role. I feel lucky to be counted among your friends.

Congrats Kev.

Congrats Kevin!

Congrats, Kevin. Just to let you know, I'm not following any dress codes you may put in place.

Suck ups.

:-P

Phil wrote: "Suck ups.

:-P"

Of all the mean and hurtful things you could say Phil...the truth will always hurt the most :)

fruit hats for everyone! congrats!

Whoa! Who decides this shit? I say this should have come to a vote! Just because Kevin's a suck-up don't mean he's eligible for moderationhood!

All joshing aside, congrats on this awesome promotion.

barb, as for the pay i had to give the other moderators a total of 726476.85(VND) which stands for Viet Nam Dong mostly because i think they thought was a funny currency. don't worry it only amounted to $37.26US which i assume will be used for drugs.

smetch - no dress code required. in fact RA has said shirts are optional

phil - thanks for the Neiman Marcus gift card. it wasn't necessary but appreciated. i keep that on the DL

Congratulations, Kevin.

But keep your shirt on.

WooHooooo! Congrats, Kev. :)

'Course, this better not interfere with Scrabble...

Congratulations, Kevin.

BE FIERCE!

We're gonna hit up more of you to moderate soon, too, just so you know. You'll be drunk with power, I tell you, drunk!

Uh oh! Better watch my mouth now!

RandomAnthony wrote: "We're gonna hit up more of you to moderate soon, too, just so you know. You'll be drunk with power, I tell you, drunk!"

I'm drunk without it.

In honor of Kevin I think we should have a hat parade. Go Dog Go!

Lori, that was the first book I ever read all by myself.

To the tree! To the tree!

What was that about Connie Chung?

Congrats, Kevin!

Clark wrote: "Congratulations, Kevin.

BE FIERCE!"

hahahahahahahaaaaa

Is that the sound of Kevin being fierce? Is he laughing fiercely?

clark is jacking with me

Christine O'Donnell wouldn't approve.

Sounded like an America's Next Top Model taunt to me, Kev.

that is fine because i am doing my Blue Steel look right now. (was gonna go with magnum but hasn't progressed to that yet)

thanks for the triple J, A

Dang it!

You mean business, I can feel it.

i feel the pressure to come up with a really cool thread tomorrow morning....

You should be feeling the pressure to come up with a really cool word...now. :)

Besides, I'm told your threads are so cool they don't need titles.

Kevin wants to know...
Which fruits should be in a fruit hat?

Grapes are a must, for color and texture.

Ha! Cranberries for a dash of red. And a pineapple sticking up on top, the leaves being a substitute for feathers.

Does healthcare and pension come with the job? What about FICA?

You know, there are about twenty people who should be moderators here, if they wanted, and didn't feel like being so was an obligation...for example, Jim welcoming everyone, etc.

(By the way, bananas are a must.)

I was wondering about bananas, but they seem too heavy. Stupid me wasn't thinking about the connotation - a first!

Bananas are lighter than pineapple, Lor. Just one or two.

True true. Well maybe we should substitute the bananas on top to flair like feathers?

Lobstergirl wrote: "Does healthcare and pension come with the job? What about FICA?"

Is FICA the plural of FICUS?

No that would be ficae.

Gesundheit.

Congratulations, Kevin - anyone that likes/recommends a sweet book like Zippy is going to be grrrreat!

I knew you had it in you, Kevin. You had us at hello (and visions of you and RA bathing in a bubble bath with your fruit hats on). :)

Congrats.

I still get to be bitey with the others when they get out of line, though. Please don't make me be nice.

Kevin "El Liso Grande" wrote: "barb, as for the pay i had to give the other moderators a total of 726476.85(VND) which stands for Viet Nam Dong mostly because i think they thought was a funny currency. don't wo

rry it only amount..."


well I never!

Ficus.

Go, Kevvy!

If anyone watches Daria, they'll get the reference.

Grats Kevin "El Pollo Loco" or whatever your name is...

Don't abuse the power now.

thank you all. i am both humbled and drunk with power. the swearing in ceremony was creep and the oath was both wordy and complex but i think i am official now. i just need to wipe this chicken blood off my clothes and get rid of this candlewax

also, whilst i am basking in my new TC moderator duties (what are they?) i must tell everyone that i will be gone from mid-day tomorrow until like the 11th so i am not neglecting any real or assumed duties. i will be offline during that time as i will be in haiti

carry on