Terminalcoffee discussion

I have a few piercing and tattoos, yet no one would suspect me of having them, as I do not look like 'type' to have them. I would say I resemble someone's middle-aged math teacher who probably collected cats and smelled like glue. In other words, I look uptight, humorless and probably appear to have an entire forest stuck up my ass, not just the stick.

My question, is there anything about you that would be shocking to others? I like to keep my skin art and such on the down low, as I do it for me, but are you a secret sword swallower on the side of being a bank teller? Do you have 12 toes? Tell me your secrets!

How willing I am to take off my clothes is shocking to people.

A whole forst?

Suefly, I think we could be cousins because I'm very similar. I look the shy librarian type, but I had pierced nipples for 5 years. It's kinda fun to be edgy on the sly. :)

On my Sunday bike ride, a fellow rider told his wife, "honey, your piercings are showing." Apparently she was cold.

Larry wrote: "A whole forst?"

It hurt getting it up there, but my posture is amazing! No downward dog required.

Cosmic Sher wrote: "Suefly, I think we could be cousins because I'm very similar. I look the shy librarian type, but I had pierced nipples for 5 years. It's kinda fun to be edgy on the sly. :)"


Sly on the side...I love it!

"It hurt getting it up there, but my posture is amazing! No downward dog required."
*snort*

CS - you sly devil

I look utterly bland and forgettable, but I've written and published erotica, both humorous and serious.

Barb wrote: "I loves me some erotica every now and then, but I've never written any ... unless you count raunchy emails."

We do.

I got pulled over by a state trooper for doing 80 mph in the library van.

Jackie!

Barb wrote: "I loves me some erotica every now and then, but I've never written any ... unless you count raunchy emails."

Don't know if they count or not, Barb. We'd have to see them so we could evaluate plot, characterizations, descriptions, etc.

Raunchy emails are fun.

I've been in jail twice.

When I was a freshman in college, I was a driver/"adult" chaperone with the youth group from our church on a mission project (going out into the community and doing repair/building/painting work for the elderly and disabled).

On the second to last night we were there, I snuck out with a church vanload of mission project counselors for some midnight Taco Bell and then drove the van fast enough to get a bit of airtime as we drove over some bumps. Our youth director was amused, surprisingly. I think I lucked out that we didn't severely damage the church van because I did the jumps quite a bit during that week. I mean... they were fun.

Barb wrote: "LOL Heidi ... I was expecting that story to be much worse. Something along the lines of "if the van is a'rockin' ...""

Oh, it was all about as innocent as it was when I was in high school and we'd go on youth trips and sneak out to play dirty word scrabble or strip uno. Well, it was innocent for me, at least... I can't speak for the others.

Clark wrote: "I've been in jail twice."

Me too, both before the age of 14.

Jim wrote: "Me too, both before the age of 14."

It wasn't nearly as nice as your frequent trips behind the ficus... was it, Jim?

That was rhetorical.

How the hell do you play strip Uno?

Heidi wrote: "Jim wrote: "Me too, both before the age of 14."

It wasn't nearly as nice as your frequent trips behind the ficus... was it, Jim?

That was rhetorical."

No, the calls home to mom to come get me out weren't that fun.

Jim wrote: "Clark wrote: "I've been in jail twice."

Me too, both before the age of 14."

Well, you have me beat.

Got nailed in Daytona Beach during Spring Break for drinking on the beach. Spent the night in jail and was allowed to post $50 bail the next morning.

Was caught passing a counterfeit $20 I didn't know I had (no shit - I'd just cashed a check at the bank and they foisted it off on me) and spent a few hours locked up until my neighbor - the chief of detectives at that time - sorted it all out. Whew...

Spring Break which year Clark?

Jim wrote: "Spring Break which year Clark?"


1978

I've been through a drive through window on a horse.

I've hitchhiked on a boat.

I've had my yogurt stolen by a monkey.

I was in Daytona Beach Spring Break 1978. You didn't by chance hear people every morning yelling Schnectady did you?

Barb wrote: "Jammies wrote: "We'd have to see them so we could evaluate plot, characterizations, descriptions, etc."


Ha! Not a chance. I'm shy you know."

No need to be shy, I'm a professional.

Me too. I'm a professional, too.

I've had a nun ask me if I had a level in my pocket.

I've had my hand stomped on by Johnny Ramone.

I kissed a girl with pink hair on a sinking boat while a punk rock band played.

Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "I got pulled over by a state trooper for doing 80 mph in the library van."

This was so awesome. She blames Nick Cave.

I DO blame Nick Cave, and you, too, RA. You're the one who gave me the Nick Cave to listen to.

So much for my previously spotless record! I demand you make this up to me somehow. Chocolate would work.

Larry wrote: "Me too. I'm a professional, too."

Yes, but you're a professional perv. I have been a professional editor of written porn, aka erotica.

I want to know how to get that job, Jammies! :)

That's a lot of one-handed reading!

I am tipping a lot of it Jammies would rather not have had to read. A bucket may have been a good tool to keep handy.

Sher, if you're really interested, I can send you a PM.

Phil, sadly, most of what I edited did not excite me. Some of it was weird, some was gross, and some was just boring. I'll be nice and not share details about the guy who wrote in an atrocious dialect about his ant fetish. The insects, not the relatives.

Barb wrote: "LOL Heidi ... I was expecting that story to be much worse. Something along the lines of "if the van is a'rockin' ...""


Ha! I was too. :0

This is tame, but I'm the captain of a dodgeball league and have been for 5 years.

Southern Fried Britt wrote: "How the hell do you play strip Uno?"

I don't remember much about the particulars, except if you pulled and laid down a wild card or a draw four, you'd have to take off an item of clothing. The guys rigged the game so that one of the gals in the game kept getting the wild cards or the draw fours... but not me. And I was happy with that.

Jim wrote: "I was in Daytona Beach Spring Break 1978. You didn't by chance hear people every morning yelling Schnectady did you?"

No, thank God.

Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "I DO blame Nick Cave, and you, too, RA. You're the one who gave me the Nick Cave to listen to.

So much for my previously spotless record! I demand you make this up to me somehow. Chocolate woul..."

Sure. White chocolate, on the way:)

Heidi plays dodgeball, too, Sandy...you don't want to play here, though. She trash-talks, and cheats, and knifes her opponents' tires if she loses.

RandomAnthony wrote: "Heidi plays dodgeball, too, Sandy...you don't want to play here, though."

I do NOT! I play kickball. Totally different sport.

Oh, shit. My confusion. Dodge...kick...it was early.

Jim wrote: "I was in Daytona Beach Spring Break 1978. You didn't by chance hear people every morning yelling Schnectady did you?"

How would that even be pronounced?

Skin NECK titty.

I like your explanation, though I was really going for the "Jim spelled a word wrong and nobody pointed it out" thing.

Neck titty. Hehehe. Captain Honors would love that.

Thanks for not pointing it out Phil!

RandomAnthony wrote: "Sure. White chocolate, on the way:)..."

:::Glares:::