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1000 ways to get kicked out of a library
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Mar 23, 2011 05:00PM
4)Go to one of the shelves and make all the books fall out.
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6)Pull the fire alarm and scream "FIRE!"
8)Go up to the librarian and ask (loudly) "DO YOU HAVE ANY CHEESE? I COULD REALLY GO FOR A HUNK OF CHEDDAR OR COLBY JACK RIGHT NOW."
9)Stab the librarian with the sharp side of a spoon
13) go around the library with a book singing like Belle from Beauty and the Beast
14) rip as much pages as you can out of the most popular books
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stab someone with a spoon? Seriously!!
LMAO xDD!!
what side is the sharp side of a spoon?
15) make a fort out of all the thick reference books with blankets brought from home. :)
16) Start walking to the exit with a reference book - OH THE HORROR.
19) take a nap in the middle of the floor. :)
20) jump from table to table, screaming at the top of your lungs
21) Throw books at anyone who tries to get near you
22)start screaming at the librarian about how she is breaching your rights by not letting you take as much books as you want.
23) pretend to fall asleep, wake up screaming, "Freddy Krueger's going to kill me!"
24) Start eating a big bag of cheetos and then rub your cheesy fingers over all of the furniture and books then scream "MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!"
25) Talk to the characters in whatever book you're reading, with a very loud voice, like yelling at a movie. :)
27) Reenact your favorite parts of popular books. :)
28) Scream to a random guy "THERE! I HAVE FINALLY DISRUPTED THE LIBRARY! EVERYONE WILL DIE FROM WHAT I PUT IN THE BOOKS!!! I PUT IN DANGEROUS _____" In the blank mumble something like "poison" or "bomb" or something like that.
30) Arrange a treasure hunt, then dress up like pirates with your friends and find the treasure!
Grant wrote: "28) Scream to a random guy "THERE! I HAVE FINALLY DISRUPTED THE LIBRARY! EVERYONE WILL DIE FROM WHAT I PUT IN THE BOOKS!!! I PUT IN DANGEROUS _____" In the blank mumble something like "poison" or "..."
31. Pretend that you're really a character in a popular book
32. You know those little study cubicles? My friends and I thought they were soundproof...They weren't.
33. throw all the books out the window and scream "HA!!!!! Now everyone can take all the books they want!!!! Okay people, you can now call me SuperBookWomean!!!"
Sarah wrote: "32. You know those little study cubicles? My friends and I thought they were soundproof...They weren't."
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34. Dump a big glue bucket near the entrance.
Start an exercise class in the middle and try to get people to join.
35. Go behind the front desk and type away on the keyboard... do it as many times as it takes to get kicked out :)
Sarah wrote: "32. You know those little study cubicles? My friends and I thought they were soundproof...They weren't."
Wait.. they aren't?!!? hahaha
37. Hang out by the front desk, and everytime someone goes to check out a book, LOUDLY say things like: "oh, THAT book?! You're going to love/hate it! [So-and-so] and [So-and-so] totally get together, and in the end..." be creative with how you ruin each book for the entire library.
38)Run around chewing gum in people's faces and telling them what happens in the book
39. Sayshisweetie wrote: "
40.Start hitting people with a reference book, then cower in the corner stark naked
41. Start to summon the devil to START THE APOCALYPSE
Run around screaming who killed Dumbledore.
Run around screaming SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!! And sob loudly.
Lisa wrote: "16) Start walking to the exit with a reference book - OH THE HORROR."LOL I love this one. :D
I'm not sure what number we're on right now, so:
Obnoxiously ask the librarian what a book is.
46. Start tearing pages into bits and tossing them on the air. BOOK CONFETTI! Bonus points if you toss the covers, too, triple if they hit someone in the head.
Emily (Milmil Smilerose) wrote: "44. Throw books at people and scream "YOU GOT FACE BOOKED! LOLOLOLOLOLOL""Oh man that's hilarious!!!! That's totally awesome!!
47) Hide behind a bookshelf and throw books at people. (preferably big books)48) Run around screaming "I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!!!! ROCK!!!!"
Get on top of the book cart and have a friend push you through the aisles while you toss books as you pass people yelling "Free books for everyone!"
