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and another Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.
Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the dropped fruit up off the floor and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka again (you can't be too sure of qualitityy unless this step is repeated at intervals) . Now**** shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or is it more schalt. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throow the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe under the counter with the cat. Happy baking.!!

One of my favourite recipes, Flo!

T4bsF (Call me Flo) wrote: "and another Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up..."

Has this been shared on Facebook. Flo? All my friends would appreciate this - will it copy and paste from GR somehow?

Should do.

Elizabeth wrote: "T4bsF (Call me Flo) wrote: "and another Hahahahahahahahaha!!

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to..."
Yes = it will C&P. It was on FB last year - but so funny I didn't think it would lose anything for being rolled out again ;-)

Well, it's now doing the rounds of friends. Thanks : )