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1.Jennifer needs to date Jason!!! (Well duh..I married him I might as well date him, too.)
2.Jennifer needs needs a smack daddy. (I'm assuming Jason can be my smack daddy. I'm thinkin' that's a pervy term and not a druggie term?? Maybe? I'm prefer the pervy version.)
3.Jennifer needs the truth! (Alright...who's lying to me?)
4.Jennifer needs help. (Obviously, I mean someone is lying to me after all.)
5.Jennifer needs needs some alone time. (That would be nice so I can recover from my smack daddy and the liar.)

2: Hannah needs a hug (wouldn't mind that, dunnoif I NEED it)
3: Hannah needs a little help
4: Hannah needs your help (do I see a pattern?)
5: Hannah needs your support!

Kelly needs: a quivering antennae (What?)
Kelly needs: a little guidance (don't we all!)
Kelly needs: help
Kelly needs: time (that's true, I need a 27 hour day!)

Tegan needs: a break (I've been on a break, haha, but there are some situations I need a break from; meaning they should be fixed!)
Tegan needs: a ride (huh, okay)
Tegan needs: needs to shave (Umm...also, cos it's hilarious, it's actually "Drunk Tegan needs to shave" lol!)
Tegan needs: a forever home (it's about a cute kitten!! Aww, I'll take a kitten with my name! But I am looking for a new residence)

Cindy needs your help (Cooking the stew, cause I don't know how to :P)
Cindy needs money (For the ingredients lol)
Cindy needs a place to post.. (It's a date hookup site, but I already have a boyfriend but maybe I can post a pic of my chicken stew lol)
Cindy needs a home (Aww, it's about a sweet 5 month old puppy who needs a home)
Shelly Needs: A new Crib (you don't even know how true that is...I'll take any of them shown in MTV cribs, especially the new ones!)
Shelly Needs: Your Help (I guess you could help pick out my new crib...)
Shelly Needs: A Hyperactive Turtle, you know because no crib is complete without one...(BTW people, I HATE it when you name your turtle Shelly!)
Shelly Needs Surgery (I wouldn't say no to a breast reduction o_0 )
Shelly Needs: To stop refering to herself in the third person (really it said that...in bold.)
That was really funny!
Shelly Needs: Your Help (I guess you could help pick out my new crib...)
Shelly Needs: A Hyperactive Turtle, you know because no crib is complete without one...(BTW people, I HATE it when you name your turtle Shelly!)
Shelly Needs Surgery (I wouldn't say no to a breast reduction o_0 )
Shelly Needs: To stop refering to herself in the third person (really it said that...in bold.)
That was really funny!

Kathy Needs Numbers (only if they come on dollar bills)
Kathy Needs A Wax ( Well fine, but didn't need everyone to know that)
Kathy Needs To drive to a city some miles away (mmmm if it's to pick up the dollar bills OK)
Kathy Needs to make a call or changing into a superhero ( I thought I was one.. aren't all mothers??)



Glad I could help! :)
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