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message 1: by ~Jennifer~ (last edited Aug 23, 2011 09:26AM) (new)

~Jennifer~ (book_addiction) Old but still funny...

Go to Google or Bing and type in "Insert your name here needs" and list the top 5 'logical' responses you can find.


message 2: by ~Jennifer~ (new)

~Jennifer~ (book_addiction) Jennifer needs

1.Jennifer needs to date Jason!!! (Well duh..I married him I might as well date him, too.)
2.Jennifer needs needs a smack daddy. (I'm assuming Jason can be my smack daddy. I'm thinkin' that's a pervy term and not a druggie term?? Maybe? I'm prefer the pervy version.)
3.Jennifer needs the truth! (Alright...who's lying to me?)
4.Jennifer needs help. (Obviously, I mean someone is lying to me after all.)
5.Jennifer needs needs some alone time. (That would be nice so I can recover from my smack daddy and the liar.)


message 3: by Hannah (new)

Hannah | 468 comments 1: Hannah needs a new name. (lol)
2: Hannah needs a hug (wouldn't mind that, dunnoif I NEED it)
3: Hannah needs a little help
4: Hannah needs your help (do I see a pattern?)
5: Hannah needs your support!


message 4: by Kelly Lynn (new)

Kelly Lynn (lemonpink418) | 189 comments Kelly needs: a little man to get him off (Thank you R. Kelly for disgracing my good name!)
Kelly needs: a quivering antennae (What?)
Kelly needs: a little guidance (don't we all!)
Kelly needs: help
Kelly needs: time (that's true, I need a 27 hour day!)


message 5: by Tegan (last edited Aug 23, 2011 10:15AM) (new)

Tegan (therowdylibrarian) Tegan needs: a doctor (Well at least I get a heads up that I'm sick :P)
Tegan needs: a break (I've been on a break, haha, but there are some situations I need a break from; meaning they should be fixed!)
Tegan needs: a ride (huh, okay)
Tegan needs: needs to shave (Umm...also, cos it's hilarious, it's actually "Drunk Tegan needs to shave" lol!)
Tegan needs: a forever home (it's about a cute kitten!! Aww, I'll take a kitten with my name! But I am looking for a new residence)


message 6: by Cindy (last edited Aug 23, 2011 02:00PM) (new)

Cindy (cynx) | 505 comments Cindy needs chicken stew (But it really says Chicken Stew: Yet more of what Cindy needs)
Cindy needs your help (Cooking the stew, cause I don't know how to :P)
Cindy needs money (For the ingredients lol)
Cindy needs a place to post.. (It's a date hookup site, but I already have a boyfriend but maybe I can post a pic of my chicken stew lol)
Cindy needs a home (Aww, it's about a sweet 5 month old puppy who needs a home)


message 7: by Shellbelle (last edited Aug 23, 2011 05:11PM) (new)

 Shellbelle  | 1168 comments Mod
Shelly Needs: A new Crib (you don't even know how true that is...I'll take any of them shown in MTV cribs, especially the new ones!)
Shelly Needs: Your Help (I guess you could help pick out my new crib...)
Shelly Needs: A Hyperactive Turtle, you know because no crib is complete without one...(BTW people, I HATE it when you name your turtle Shelly!)
Shelly Needs Surgery (I wouldn't say no to a breast reduction o_0 )
Shelly Needs: To stop refering to herself in the third person (really it said that...in bold.)

That was really funny!


message 8: by ╰⊱♥⊱╮ღ꧁Kathy,Ahmazing Book Faerie꧂ღ╭⊱♥≺ (last edited Oct 03, 2011 05:09PM) (new)

╰⊱♥⊱╮ღ꧁Kathy,Ahmazing Book Faerie꧂ღ╭⊱♥≺ (mamabear7080) Kathy Needs Candy bars. (But her hips and other unmentionable places don't!)
Kathy Needs Numbers (only if they come on dollar bills)
Kathy Needs A Wax ( Well fine, but didn't need everyone to know that)
Kathy Needs To drive to a city some miles away (mmmm if it's to pick up the dollar bills OK)
Kathy Needs to make a call or changing into a superhero ( I thought I was one.. aren't all mothers??)



message 9: by ╰⊱♥⊱╮ღ꧁Kathy,Ahmazing Book Faerie꧂ღ╭⊱♥≺ (last edited Aug 23, 2011 05:24PM) (new)

╰⊱♥⊱╮ღ꧁Kathy,Ahmazing Book Faerie꧂ღ╭⊱♥≺ (mamabear7080) Why does it always do that!! i mus t get the thing sorted!!


message 10: by Tegan (new)

Tegan (therowdylibrarian) just gotta make sure there's a / in the last one. so when you want it to end. sometimes i think i put one in, but then realize i forgot!


╰⊱♥⊱╮ღ꧁Kathy,Ahmazing Book Faerie꧂ღ╭⊱♥≺ (mamabear7080) Oh Tegan ! Thank you!! i didnt realise that!! Have just been looking for the html - how do you do that page but couldnt find it!! duh! Good one you're a honey!


message 12: by Tegan (new)

Tegan (therowdylibrarian) No problem!! :) I had to use the thread too! I don't think there's one here on WLSM, but I could be wrong. But here's the link to the one on RIME: http://www.goodreads.com/topic/show/5...

Glad I could help! :)


╰⊱♥⊱╮ღ꧁Kathy,Ahmazing Book Faerie꧂ღ╭⊱♥≺ (mamabear7080) That'll be the one I've used will bookmark it so I dont lose it again!!


message 14: by Tegan (new)

Tegan (therowdylibrarian) Good plan! I bookmark everything! haha. I should probably go through and clean them out!


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