THE BIGGEST, AWESOMENESS, GROUP ON GOODREADS!! discussion

Ok so here is how you play:
-One person will start off with a really boring sentence.
-The next person will turn that sentence into a super epic sentence.

For example:
-The dog jumped high.
-The golden and luxurious dog leaped into the thin air so high that he could touch the fluffy white clouds in the expanse of the azure sky.

Ok so I will start off with a boring sentence and the next person makes an epic one and then also starts off again with a boring one and so on and so forth.

The horse ran fast.

The pure black thouroughbred stallion flew across the sand, his hooves barely seeming to touch the ground as he galloped along the shoreline.

The butterfly flew past.

The beautiful blue Butterfly fluttered by, Back flipping leaving the Beautiful Back ground Behind in search of Bacon.

Wat's ur boring sentence?