Terminalcoffee discussion

So very many writhe-worthy moments in that one, Barb. :/

The writer(s) for People of Walmart need to be a little more careful of their grammar, spelling and word use. After all, I'm not going to take your snobbery seriously if you don't know the difference between "garner" and "garnish".

I love a good garnish on the side of my plate, and some brides wear a white garner belt. Did I get it right?

A Jennifer Garner belt?

She garnered much praise for her garner belt.

As Electra she gave several people a good belt!

The business magnates have bigger bugs to concur than the computer variety.

I think they mean conquer.

Believe And Achieve.

^^ At first, I thought this said "bother and archive," but it doesn't even make that much sense. Aren't tattoo artists supposed to draw stuff for approval before they put it on your skin?

"Bother and archive." That could make a good motto.

I thought maybe he was just a really committed librarian.

Hah. Either that or Alan Funt...although you're way too young to know who Alan Funt was. He created the show "Candid Camera," which in a way was about surreptitiously bothering people and archiving the result.

Smile! You're on candid camera...

That's him.

Jonathan wrote: "Hah. Either that or Alan Funt...although you're way too young to know who Alan Funt was. He created the show "Candid Camera," which in a way was about surreptitiously bothering people and archiving..."

I remember re-runs of Candid Camera, but I never knew the guy's name.

Good recall Jonathan. I wouldn't have thought you were that old.

That's mostly how I saw it too--re-runs. The show was pretty old. I think it actually started on the radio as "Candid Microphone" and then got adapted for TV.

It was on when I was a kid but I don't know that I would have recognized if they were new episodes or re-runs.

I've watched Candid Camera rerurns as well as a kid, and the Dutch adaptation of the show: Bananasplit.

Man charged with manslaughter in Florida butt-injection case

Isn't butt slang? Should it be in a newspaper headline?

Sure. As long as the copyeditor has a sense of humor.

You would prefer "ass?"

Buttocks would be best.

"he hit me directly in the butt-ocks"



"...they said it was a 'million-dollar wound'"


"the government must have kept that money as I've never seen a dime."

Buttocks make you think of shrimp gumbo?

Oh, I still refuse to watch it. So I will remain clueless about your gumbo quote.

Yes. Unawares.

"she tasted like cig-a-rettes"

Blissfully ignorant.

"...but you don't have any legs, Lieutenent Dan!"

Shrimp.