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Life (Non-college/book talk)
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Where do you work?
haha silvia..that's hilarious..those damn informant types..hate them! haha
ugh i can only imagine what you find while cleaning..people are nasty in theaters!
my last job was customer service for a company who worked with pro photographers...i got some crazy people that called..and really mean people...i have this one horror story about this guy who was the biggest ass to me that i always tell..but i feel like i could never do it any justice typing it out and it would be wayyy too long. haha.. i hated that job though..people are super mean. i did begin to have compassion on other customer service people after working there. haha
i also used to work as a nanny with 2 autistic children..by far the best job ever...the one is severely autistic..non verbal for the most part...but he is the love of my life! :) He is seriously the cutest little boy and he makes me smile so much..i don't work there anymore but i did it for like 5-6 years so i'm a part of the family now.
ooh one time..he had gluten..he's allergic to it..and it was my first time ever working there alone..i was like 16..the parents went out..all of a sudden i smell something..he had massive massive diarrhea alllll over. i almost cried.. it was everywhere. the poor kid couldn't help it..i attempted to clean things up..but i couldn't..almost threw up..so i just took him up and gave him a shower..haha they always joke that they are surprised i continued working after that.
ugh i can only imagine what you find while cleaning..people are nasty in theaters!
my last job was customer service for a company who worked with pro photographers...i got some crazy people that called..and really mean people...i have this one horror story about this guy who was the biggest ass to me that i always tell..but i feel like i could never do it any justice typing it out and it would be wayyy too long. haha.. i hated that job though..people are super mean. i did begin to have compassion on other customer service people after working there. haha
i also used to work as a nanny with 2 autistic children..by far the best job ever...the one is severely autistic..non verbal for the most part...but he is the love of my life! :) He is seriously the cutest little boy and he makes me smile so much..i don't work there anymore but i did it for like 5-6 years so i'm a part of the family now.
ooh one time..he had gluten..he's allergic to it..and it was my first time ever working there alone..i was like 16..the parents went out..all of a sudden i smell something..he had massive massive diarrhea alllll over. i almost cried.. it was everywhere. the poor kid couldn't help it..i attempted to clean things up..but i couldn't..almost threw up..so i just took him up and gave him a shower..haha they always joke that they are surprised i continued working after that.

i worked at old navy for 5 years, so i definitely have had my share of rude people to last a lifetime. my first holiday season there, a woman threw a pen at my face in front of my supervisor because i couldn't take back her return without a receipt. i have lots of other scary/weird stories but i will not get into that here.
i also worked as a security guard last year which everyone laughs at because i'm a pretty small girl. that was the best job because i didn't do much other than read & do homework for 3 hours every day. during the time that i had that job i also worked early mornings doing gardening/landscaping for a crazy old woman. i saw so many snakes and one day got stung on the side of my face by 5-10 wasps. it was awful. haha.
tjmaxx distribution center for like 4 years now its fun sometimes but when you see your supervisor run as fast as you can
oh my gosh Heather..i can't believe she threw a pen at you!!! what did you say?? i would have been like...ok bitch..its on!!! haha..
ughh..i would have died if i saw snakes..or got stung by bees...two things i hate more than anything.
ughh..i would have died if i saw snakes..or got stung by bees...two things i hate more than anything.

i was so embarrassed when i got stung by the bees because i was working with two guys younger than me and all i wanted to do was cry. my face and head swelled up and i ended up almost passing out, so i finally went and told my boss what happened and she started taking care of me and i eventually broke down and cried from the pain on her kitchen floor. i'm such a baby when it comes to things like that.
I don't have crazy stories about customers, all mine seem to be co-workers.
I had a lady (for lack of another word) that was upset at something I asked her to do so she threw scissors at me. Oh and I was her supervisor at the time, but the main manager had a thing for her, so she wasn't even written up. So I completely understand the shock of having something thrown at you.
The funniest was when I worked at a medical supply store. This elderly German gentleman came in and my coworker was talking to him, and he commented on her "lovely cleavage". I admit it was hard, but I didn't laugh. Then after he left, she asked me why he would say something like that. I told her because her shirt was trampy and she shouldn't be wearing it if she didn't want people to look. She sure changed her dressing habits after that.
I had a lady (for lack of another word) that was upset at something I asked her to do so she threw scissors at me. Oh and I was her supervisor at the time, but the main manager had a thing for her, so she wasn't even written up. So I completely understand the shock of having something thrown at you.
The funniest was when I worked at a medical supply store. This elderly German gentleman came in and my coworker was talking to him, and he commented on her "lovely cleavage". I admit it was hard, but I didn't laugh. Then after he left, she asked me why he would say something like that. I told her because her shirt was trampy and she shouldn't be wearing it if she didn't want people to look. She sure changed her dressing habits after that.

I've got so many stories, I don't have enough room, so I'll just share a few.
At KFC, I had a biscuit thrown at me because he said it was stale. Also there, a different guy was so mad because he said he got the wrong kind of chicken that seriously, we all were waiting for him to pull out a gun. For real. One family even left. Left their food on the table and everything because the parents were scared. Yeah.. I quit that job with one phone call then threw away my uniforms. Hehe. They told me to turn them in. =)
Then I worked at Staples for 2 years. A new employee puked on my shoes once then just stared at me, crying, with a customer in front of me that had a cart full of crap and I had already rung up half of her stuff. I just told the customer to go to another register and told the new girl to wipe her face, then go the long way around the store to the back. After she left, I realized I had puke all over my shoes and I couldn't walk away from the service desk without stepping in it.
Another time at Staples, I had my rudest, meanest customer... ever. And I knew her, but she didn't know me! It was a lady from the church I went to when I was little! And she still went to that church with my grandma! After she was mean as f**k, I told her to tell my grandma hello next sunday at church. She just stared at me with her mouth open and rushed out of the store. Hehe.
And finally.. now I work at a bank as a teller. By far, the best job ever. I get to sit on my butt and hand people money, crack jokes with the other girls, and watch my checking account slowly deplete daily. Haha. I've been there about a year and a half now and I really do love it, but geez we get some dummies. The ones that don't know how to use their checkbook register. Sometimes I just want to scream you idoits!! And then they come in and want the fees back. Just yesterday this man was yelling so much I could see his spit. He was pissed at me because he wanted to cash a $6000 insurance check and he only had $43 in his account. There's no way on God's earth I could cash that check. I could only deposit it and he would have to wait for it to clear the bank before it was available. He snatched the check out of my hand, yelled some more at me and stormed off. I just smiled and said have a wonderful day, sir! That kind of stuff doesn't bother me anymore, because the other pros of my job outweighs those moments by far.

"I'm sorry 35 year old man but you can not have this baseball bat because it is kids day and that means twelve and under and I can see you have a very nice mustache and are trying to sneak beer in. Walking in on your knees won't fool me! If you try and take one out of that box like last week I am going to hit you with this baseball bat - just like I promised you last week." I pretty much worked at the same gate everytime and saw the same people coming in every weekend. The best part? Rally's fries.
Right now I'm the administrative assistant/accounting department for an architect. It's okay, but I don't want to be here forever. My dream job of the past six months is Interior Designer. Probably just because of all the swatches and samples we get here.
haha omg lauren..you have some good stories..I would love to hear some more!
justine..people like that crack me up! & what are Rally's fries?
Tami..that cleavage story is too funny.
justine..people like that crack me up! & what are Rally's fries?
Tami..that cleavage story is too funny.

I work at Barnes and Noble, and I seriously think that all the crazy people flock there. I have so many crazy people that I actually have a section of my journal devoted to what crazy/stupid customers I had and what they said/asked for.
One creepy middle aged man asked me where the books on body language were, so I showed him. Then he said, "What would I have to do with my body to get you to go out with me?" I just laughed. Then he creepily said, "Some people would think I was kidding when I said that. I'm serious."
...oookay.
Also, just the sheer stupidity of people is hilarious sometimes. "Yeah, where is that journal? You know the one with that girl, Anne Franklin."
I have so many stories...


You guys have some great stories though! :)

I just started a new job at a Japanese Steakhouse and Sushi bar! I like it so far.
I also have a quarter time job at the Picture People in Indy. I love most of the co-workers but hate the job.
I have some funny stories, but I haven't the energy to list them!
I love this thread.


when i worked in dennys restruant some guy asked me if i had any weed? that was funny....i got nothing funny oh well
haha boy are there some good stories.
Mykee..when you were in 5th grade you were an assistant? thats awesome! i'm pretty sure i was still playing with Barbies in 5th grade. haha.
Mykee..when you were in 5th grade you were an assistant? thats awesome! i'm pretty sure i was still playing with Barbies in 5th grade. haha.
Justine- I would be fired if I had a job at a baseball park. Before I started the one I have now, I was considering moving to Phoenix with an old roommate, and working down there, but ever Spring, I would be fired for being at the games....I mean for being "sick" all the time.
Jamie- The same girl with the cleavage comment, had a tattoo on the small of her back. She was dicusing tat's with another elderly male customer one day and pulled her shirt up and the waist band of her pants down to show him hers. She was something else.
I am lucky though. I feel like I now have my dream job. Well, at least the place to work, I would like to be higher up the chain of command.
Jamie- The same girl with the cleavage comment, had a tattoo on the small of her back. She was dicusing tat's with another elderly male customer one day and pulled her shirt up and the waist band of her pants down to show him hers. She was something else.
I am lucky though. I feel like I now have my dream job. Well, at least the place to work, I would like to be higher up the chain of command.

Justine-
Denny's! A completely random thing. My Great Grandmother lived in Encinitas, and my mom and I had gone to visit. We usually ate out during the visits so she suggested just a quick Burger place one night and directed us to Denny's. :) Not sure the Denny's people would like being put into that category.
For those that don't live in or around San Diego, Encinitas is just a little to the North.
Denny's! A completely random thing. My Great Grandmother lived in Encinitas, and my mom and I had gone to visit. We usually ate out during the visits so she suggested just a quick Burger place one night and directed us to Denny's. :) Not sure the Denny's people would like being put into that category.
For those that don't live in or around San Diego, Encinitas is just a little to the North.

Well, my first real job was during high school at the county library. I pretty much disliked it at the time, but looking back it was pretty sweet. We had a good collection of movies to borrow and you always got to see the new books first.
Then I worked for my dad who is a lawyer. I was the receptionist/secretary/go-fer. That was a nice job b/c the work was usually pretty minimal and I just did homework and read for the majority of the time. Plus I didn't have a dress code. On the downside, I had to clean once or twice a week which sucked majorly. Bathrooms were included as well as mopping and buffing the floors.
The summer after college, my dad changed firms and didn't need me anymore, and the only job I could find was at a temp agency. That was an insane job. You never knew what days you would be working. They usually called about an hour before you needed to show up. The pay was great, but the hours you worked per week were totally inconsistent. However, I gained a ton of new skills. One day I was a temp for a temp at a trucking company. I mostly read and chatted with the fun truckers and had to hand out work info. But I hated when the phone rang b/c I could never get in touch with "Bill" who they were always calling for. But the boss was so cool. He was like "There is no possible way you can screw up this job."
Then there were two weeks where I worked as a transcriptionist. That was fun and so easy. And it made me really happy b/c I was good at it. Plus it is a great skill to list on resumes, I think. But it was for a psychiatric hospital and so I heard some really really disturbing things.
Then I worked for a week at this office that made prefab buildings or something? I really don't know. The boss was never there. He met me when I came in on the first day and then I think I saw him one other time. The only thing I had to do was send one fax one day and answer the phone and basically relay their messages to him by calling his cell phone. The phone rang maybe 3 times. The rest of the time I just read. Oh it was a sweet job!
omg justine that's horrible that someone got shot in the face. thats so creepy to think that you could have been there.
Lynn..those jobs sound pretty nice! You get to read for the majority of time!
Lynn..those jobs sound pretty nice! You get to read for the majority of time!

I worked at Target for a while..get a lot of rude people and alot of creeper guys.

yeah Dennys was fun, working in the back and drinking soda for free....... but the pay was not as good but it still was fun





I don't think I would make a good waitress at all. mm so basically all of you know that I work at Forever 21..it SUCKS. I'm constantly being treated like crap by customers and their moms lol. Moms shopping with their teen daughters are vicious. I also have to clean up after lazy people in the fitting room who just blatantly try on 20 things and leave them all in a heaping pile on the floor..freaking just at least bring the heaping pile out to me AT LEAST! I also fold tables only for someone to come up while i'm STILL standing there and completely..and I'm not exaggerating..DESTROY the pile I just did..
ughh. i hate work.
ughh. i hate work.


All time favorite questions ( in no particular order):
-Can you appraise my civil-war-era saddle blanket for me?
-Do you have a life-sized model of the globe?
-I'm sick of dinosaur pictures being so different. Do you just have a photograph I can look at?
-"Do you have a star chart of the galaxy?" "Which galaxy?" "You mean there's more than one? Which one do we live in?"
-"Please put your personal items in the locker and we'll bring your books to the reading room for you." "Oh, no. (flopping on the desk) Oh no." "What?" (looking up suddenly) "They've been here, haven't they?" "Who?" "911. They've been here. They've been everywhere. They don't trust me. No one trusts me. Speaking of which. I don't trust you. No one on campus has hair like yours."
-Where can I buy emergency candles?
-"I'm looking for a book. Can you help me?" "Can you describe this book?" "It's big." "Here's a big book". (haughty noise) "Well, if you can't help me, I'm just going to find someone who can."
I am making a collection of these to hopefully publish some day, so note that these are copyrighted experiences...and only pebble in a sea of funny patron experiences. :)

I also got a customer last semester who complained someone had cut her in line at the customer service desk. Not knowing what to do, I apologized, and she responded with a really rude "Are you REALLY?" as she was walking away. I got so angry I said rudely back, "Actually, YEAH."
My absolute favorite story though is when I was still in high school, I was on the registers and a middle-aged dude came up with two huge stacks of paperbacks. I started to ring him up, and then he said "Oh, hang on" and went over to the magazine rack. He came back with a Playboy and said to me with a smile, "You reminded me." I was like, excuse me, what? I said "thanks" sarcastically. And then told my head cashier who thought it was hilarious and still thinks its one of the best stories he's heard from our store.



haha today this women was at my store and she seriously was so annoying and she kept finding me all throughout the store and holding up shirts and was like "where did I find this?"...lol..I wanted to be like.."umm..I don't know.?? You were the one that picked it up!" but no..i had to go and find everything that she couldn't remember picking up.
I work at the movie threatre so we get the usual odd balls, the gothic kids, the giggling girls, the oh-so in love couples (yeah I fit into this category when I go to the movie), the creepers, and of course the informants. The informants tell you about everything that is wrong. I've been told:
1. I tripped on a stair, please change the architecure so I can see the stair next time (I am not an engineer)
2. The level on the water is too low. Please make it go up (I am not a plumber)
3. There is stuff on the toilets, please wipe it (I am not a janitor)
The informants can all cry me a river. I am here to make that yummy popcorn for you, clean the theatre up after you when you leave your full super large coke bottles in the theatre and other things (like condoms), sell you tickets, and make sure youre under-age 10 year olds are not trying to sneak into 18A movies. So that`s my rant! What do you guys do to support your way through school?