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Give the Wrong Answer
A: he felt cheap and foolish.Q: who put the bomb in the bomb de bomb de bomb?
A:George Bush...wait, that might be a right answer...Q: What does DEA stand for?
A: Darling Electric Addicts
Q: Why does Putin hate Pussy Riot?
Q: Why does Putin hate Pussy Riot?
Pussy Riot always bashes Putin on the head and then runs him off their property when they see him.Who was the first president of the US?
A: Ms. Pacman
Q: Do you know how to play chess?
Q: Do you know how to play chess?
A: I forgot my socksQ: Can you tell me how to get to the White House?
A: Doritos
Q: Is Taco Bell an authentic German restaurant, Google maps says so?
Q: Is Taco Bell an authentic German restaurant, Google maps says so?
A: Because Aliens are PurpleQ: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?
A: Half past ElevenQ: Where do Penguins live?
A. In the frozen yogurt.Q. Do vampires suck blood oranges?
A: Tuesday.Q: How big are is a Gorilla?
A: 30% more raisinsQ: How is your day going?
A. Knock, Knock.Q. Where does snow come from?
A. GITS. (Giant Icemaker in The Sky)B. Why is rain wet?
A. The sun is shining.B. Why did my phone break?
A. Because of the PopTarts and g-strings.Q. Why does the sea rush to shore?
A. Because of the PopTarts and g-strings.Q. Why does the sea rush to shore?
A. Because I am hungry.B. Are there any giants?
A. Pink Ice lipstick.Q. What makes great art?
A: My completed tax form.Q: Have you seen my tom cat?
On the far side of the moon.What is your favorite flavor of lemonade?
A. Smelly gym socks.Q. If you let someone go and they don't come back to you, does that mean you let the cat out instead of the dog?
A. when you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.Q. I lost my mind, does anyone know where it went?
A. She threw the baby out with the bath water.Q. Why are chili dogs hot?
A: the chance meeting on a dissecting-table of a sewing-machine and an umbrellaQ: what is love?
A. The second star to the right and straight on til morning.Q. If you were a carpenter and I was your lady, how often would we get hammered?
A. A patridge in a pear tree.Q. Where do you find coconuts in England?
A. Hello, this is the IT Department.Q. Is it plugged in?
A. It is a type of fungus that grows on aspen trees.Q. How do dolphins communicate?
A. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.Q. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
A. No.Q. What is the load capacity of an African swallow?
A. Twice the load capacity of a European swallow.Q. Why do witches float?
A. A & W root beer has that frosty mug taste.Q. Can I get there from here?
A. No, but you can get here from there.Q. Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
A. Because an opossum is like a keyboard.Q. Why do birds fly?
A. "Nature, Mr. Alnutt, is what we were put on this earth to rise above."Q. Is Dr. Jekyll really Mr. Hyde, or is he just having a very bad day?
A. Hair today, gone tomorrow.Q. Does a wet bird fly at night?
A. It's neither fish nor fowl.Q. Did you hear the one about the priest, the minister, and the rabbi?
A. The cow jumped over the moon.Q. Have you ever seen a home run?
A. Three easy installments of $19.99Q. What is the theory of relativity?
A: BackflipsQ: What sound do bees make?
A. Gentlemen, start your engines!Q. Dad, can I use the car?
A. Go fetch!Q. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Q: Why are elephants frightened by mice?