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Robespierre!When did the Reign of Terror end?
A. Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.Q. Tall, grande, or venti?
"There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?"How do you take your coffee?
A. Six of one, half-dozen of the other.Q. Boxers or briefs?
Armed with nothing but a scroll and my quill, I write.Red and yellow make..?
A. Absolutely no sense, but I did it anyway.Q. Does your mother know you're here?
Time to get a watch. How do you thread a needle?
Blue skies and rainbows. What is the square of four?
A. Six ways to SundayQ. Coffee or tea?
A. BiscuitsQ. How do you make gravy?
A. Put a little elbow grease into it.Q. Why did Yankee Doodle put a feather in his hat and call it macaroni?
You're always spinning. Even when you're standing perfectly still. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.Q. What is spring like on Jupiter and Mars?
A: They're going into an alley that's down town.Q: What did they do to Mario Cavaradossi????
A. Breaded, lightly fried and served with lima beans and a nice Chianti.Q. Chilled or room temperature?
A. SerendipityQ. What is a game that two can play?
A. Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.Q. Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: It's best in Austr-aliaQ: When is the sun's altitude highest for the northern hemisphere?
A. Dumpster divingQ. Is one man's trash another man's treasure?
A. You can't always get what you want, but if you try some times, you get what you need.Q. Why does a rolling stone gather no moss?
A. Because it takes 400 days for the Sun to reach MarsQ. Which is the best book ever?
A. Over the river and through the woods.Q. How many days are there in a year?
A. 400, and then the sun will be in mars during 42 hoursQ. Which river?
Why not?Where can I find an accurate map?
Mozarts Violin Concerto #3 in G Major. Is there a way to warm my fingers?
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
“Sad, lady? I could be sad. This does make some obstruction in the blood, this cross-gartering; but what of that? If it please the eye of one, it is with me as the very true sonnet is: 'Please one and please all.”Is there a way to keep my violin in tune?
Break it.....(I wouldn't really do that to any musical instrument)....just a wrong answer.What is the saturation pressure for water at 550 degrees F?
2260 Joules. (I think that somehow I did bang it and my e strong became a c string - like a viola!)
Where is the bathroom?
In the steam room.Dropping two notes is not good. Sometimes I'll tune the lower e on my guitar to d.
What has the volcano Kilauea been doing for the last thirty years?
A. The little prince possessed two little volcanoesQ. Why does time fly so fast?
A. He can bench press 300 lbs.Q. Who's on first?
I Don't Know. (He's on third...)What are April showers?
A: Sometimes blackberrys are behind me.Q: How big is a rainbow?
Rainbows are 1 inch long, and 2 inches wide.What is American Idol?
A. I like toast.Q. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
A. Mom hasn't gotten out of bed yet.Q. Where in the world is Carmen Santiago?
Carmen Santiago is a one-light town in Maryland.Who was the 34th president?
A: Elmo.Q: What's the square root of 64?
A. I was never good at math, but thanks to Keurig, I can make a mean cup of Joe.Q. Why do people call coffee, Joe?
A. It was an amazing, technicolor dreamcoat.Q. Why do you feel the need to reply to your own posts?
A. One is the loneliest number.Q Is anybody out there? :..(
A. Nobody.Q. What's the name of the last book you read?
A. I spit into the wind once--not doing that again.Q. What do get when you cross a polar bear with a penguin?
A: Because he was thirsty.Q: How many roads must a man walk down?
Q. What's your favorite bedtime story?