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Write "Free Gumballs" on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch.

Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"

Wait in a public restroom and when someone goes into a stall, turn off the lights.

Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal.

In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

Take a picture of a stranger then walk up and show it to them saying "Have you seen this man?"

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Climb a tree by a sidewalk and talk to people walking by...make sure they can't see you.

Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.

Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.

Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at people "YOU'RE EATING MY BABIES!!!

Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks.

Go to a sleepover and when they turn out the lights scream "HE'S GOT ME!".

When someone says "Always Expect the Unexpected." Slap them and say, You didn't expect that did you?

Dress up as a giant m&m and run through a busy place shouting "THE SKITTLES ARE COMING!!".

When someone says, "have a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room

Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal, then yell SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!

Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a lemon or small fruit in the toilet and sigh in relief

Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.

Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Dominos.

Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask can you fix him?

Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a meat lovers pizza.

Tie a string to peanuts and go squirrel fishing...

Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water. Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you

Buy a T.V and remote as same as your neighbors and go outside changing the channels.

Go to Walmart and hide in the freezers and just stare at people when they pass.

That would be cold!

Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.

Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and sing "Follow the yellow brick road!".

Go to McDonald's in formal clothing and ask if your reservation is still good.

Take one grape to the check out. Say nothing. See how the cashier reacts.

Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens, look around for Luigi (assuming he's not there) say, "Oh thata Luigi!"in an Italian accent.

Point up in the sky in a public place and yell "Oh my god there coming". Watch people's reactions.

Dress up as a cow, go into a butcher, and leave flowers at the beef and steak section.

Get a black suit case, hand it to a stranger and say,"You know what to do." in a secret spy voice.

Go to the library and complain to the librarian there is no book on how to read.

Go to an ATM machine and when money starts coming out scream I win! I win! I win!

Buy a Hershey bar and scream in the store I FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET!!!

"Get two ketchup packets (Fast Food, etc), roll them up so they are about to explode. Using a pin, poke a hole in each one near the exposed end seam on the outer sides. Place them going in opposite directions under the toilet seat and on the toilet bowl. Now you have a ketchup pack that will squirt in two directions at once. The heavier the victim the funnier it will be when they sit down to take a crap!"

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go to a store and take some egg salad or something like it (potato salad, cottage cheese, lumpy soup, etc.) then go up to a random person make sure they aren't looking and then spill the contents into their cart and run

call a fancy restaurant and when they ask for your name for reservations tell them your name is Lisa Superman and your husband is Bob Batman then tell him " Don't tell Batman i cheated" and hang up

take some string (thats pretty long) then go into an aisle at a grocery store and tie the string so it makes a trip wire then watch to see how many people trip.

freeze a banana and pretend it's ice cream when you eat it

change your voicemail to:
"hello?
hello?
you're breaking up...
HELLO?
haha I got you, it's just a voicemail
have a nice day"
works 80% of the time, and 100% the first time

40.Go to wallmart and ask for something´s price, then when they answer you, pretend you faint.

call your friend and say that you are alone, then start screaming around the house: A THIEF IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEE!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

when you are alone in your parent´s house, start looking around your mum and dad´s cloths and try to make yourself look funny

When you are finished with a windex or bleach bottle or something clean it WELL then fill it with blue gatorade and drink it in public

Sleepy wrote: "No there's four if you count the one in the question"
theres 1 in the first line 1 in the second and 2 in the 3rd