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so back when i worked as an entertainment underwriter for AIG, and hated myself, the lady in the cube next to me was a crisis insurance underwriter. insurance for businessmen abroad, including kidnap insurance and insurance for various limbs in case they were amputated during your kidnapping and subsequent hostage negotiation. they had fascinating promotional materials. their brochure for global coverage had a front picture of a world on fire. their brochure for kidnapping coverage had an empty swing with a teddy bear on it. they also passed out these styrofoam bombs to prospective clients:

i brought a whole bag of these home to a potluck put on by my household at the time - an anarchist vegan collective of sorts. a fun time was had by all. styrofoam bombs are fun to toss!

Utah Owner Boots Two who Backed Obama
And yes, Utah is a fucking "right to work" state, which means he can fire anyone at anytime and doesn't need a reason. "Right to work" my fucking ass!
"He said that in the past couple of years he has had to cut costs as his business has slowed. But he said his accountant recently told him that the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, also known as Obamacare, had raised his company’s taxes and operating costs. Asked to detail those costs, Lee deferred to his accountant, who could not be reached for comment. Obamacare mandates that only businesses with more than 50 employees be required to insure full-time employees or face penalties."
Uh huh. He employs 9 employees. So either he, or his accountant, is lying.
Uh huh. He employs 9 employees. So either he, or his accountant, is lying.

well, he's probably a racist too, why not. i'll make the leap!
Frankly it's very scary to me that people can be fired for their political beliefs. Seems like maybe we should look at that.
I watched a Youtube of something, I can't remember what, maybe an adorable bat? Then when it finished and the recommended for me videos popped up, one of them was a woman with most of her breasts uncovered, breastfeeding her twins. So no, WTF, your twins being breastfed, not interested. Go away Youtube breastfeeder.
I bet it thinks I want to watch big boobed women breastfeeding because in a previous thread I posted an image of Christina Hendricks. See, this is why I hate the google.
"Let’s not be too hasty escalating penalties for assault and domestic violence, says one New Hampshire lawmaker, because “a lot of people like being in abusive relationships.”"
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com...
http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com...



The subject line of the e-mail said,
The sweet taste of Arnold Palmer...in your mouth
EWWWWWW!
Inside, the first paragraph was,
Ever had the sweet taste of Arnold Palmer in your mouth?
That's right - A refreshing blend of iced tea and lemonade. If you haven't had an Arnold Palmer to drink, you're missing out!

Apparently in the History Channel show "The Bible," the Devil looks an awful lot like Obama. (True, WTF!?!)

http://www.chicagotribune.com/enterta...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/enterta...


This man’s eyes are closed in this picture. His eyelids are tattooed with images of eyes. (via The Dish)
The oil-obsessed owner of a juice and smoothie bar in the Eastern Utah town of Vernal says he's trying to make a point about fiscal responsibility by charging liberal patrons ..."
Yes, Utah. Land of cities wanting everyone to have a gun, Jason Chaffetz, Mike Lee, Orrin Hatch, too many mormons to count, and now some asshole who charges $1 more when a liberal wants a smoothie. He said that "all three of them have been fine with paying the extra dollar."
See, this guy is in Vernal, where Mitt Romney got more than 90% of the vote in the 2012 presidential election.
Utah, home of insane liquor regulations, insane politicians, and insane smoothie store owners.