Consuelo Premer

“Josh: "What is this thing?"
Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman."
Biff: "This is what happens when you fuck a sheep?"
Josh: "Not an abomination, abominable.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal

“Monica's eyes were fierce and fiery, but she didn't move, and after a second she turned and ran up the steps to the second floor, where her formally dressed friends were huddled like the cast of Survivor: Abercrombie & Fitch Island.”
― Rachel Caine, Midnight Alley

“Humans can be fairly ridiculous animals.”
― Barbara Kingsolver, Animal, Vegetable, Miracle: A Year of Food Life

“Tell all the truth but tell it slant.”
― Emily Dickinson, The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson