Brian Springer

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
― Will Rogers

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
― Will Rogers

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -Will Rogers”
― Will Rogers, The Quotable Will Rogers

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
― Will Rogers