Steven Kuchla

“Moderation: a median with no means, praised by those with no misfortunes, practiced by those with no merits.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“Spontaneous abortion: the opposite of immaculate conception. God has compensated for Christianity’s violent history by revealing that innocent blood does not have to be spilt.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

“That afternoon She listened to the grievances of the dead from two warring nations. Both sides had suffered, both sides had legitimate grievances, both pled their cases earnestly. She covered Her ears and moaned in misery. She knew Her humans were multidimensional and She could no longer live under the rigid architecture of Her youthful choices.”
― David Eagleman, Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlives

“Have a baby shower, then an abortion. Now you just have to lose a little weight to squeeze into all your skimpy new outfits.”
― Bauvard, Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic