Smurf Someone

“If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged”
― Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

“Success teaches us nothing; only failure teaches.”
― Hyman G. Rickover

“Gentlemen are gentlemen in bed. They make sure you're having a good time."

"I'll make sure you're having a good time, and that you're okay with everything. I just won't be well mannered about it.”
― Samantha Young, On Dublin Street

“I'm going to give you pleasure so good you'll forget your name... You're going to think my name is Yes, God Yes, or Fuck Yes.”
― Jacintha Topaz, Purr Scent I: The Meeting