James Foster

“... you're nuts but you're welcome here.”
― Steve Martin

“There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.”
― Terry Pratchett

“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
― Groucho Marx