David

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
― George W. Bush

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”
― Mark Twain

“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
― Lemony Snicket

“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”
― Bill Watterson