Bertram Hannibal

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
― A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?”
― A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx