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“Aaarrggg, ahoy me matey, thars a great grand vagina over yonder." Penises talk like pirates when I'm drunk.”
― Seduction and Snacks
― Seduction and Snacks
“When a pirate grows rich enough, they make him a prince.”
― A Clash of Kings
― A Clash of Kings
“Better to face the devil than have him at your back.”
― To Catch a Pirate
― To Catch a Pirate
“When reality looks too ugly, fantasize.”
― A Pirate Looks at Fifty
― A Pirate Looks at Fifty
“As a pirate, she once undressed a fencing instructor using only her sword!”
― Seizure
― Seizure
Asylumteaparty’s 2024 Year in Books
Take a look at Asylumteaparty’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
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