John Fuex

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
― Oscar Wilde

“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.”
― Anthony G. Oettinger

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“Pessimists are usually right and optimists are usually wrong but all the great changes have been accomplished by optimists.”
― Thomas Friedman