James

“The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.”
― Charlie Sheen

“You've always lived a life of pretense, not a real life-- a simulated existence, not a genuine existence. Everything about you, everything you are, has always been pretense, never genuine, never real.”
― Thomas Bernhard, Woodcutters

“If there really is such a thing as turning in one's grave, Shakespeare must get a lot of exercise.”
― George Orwell, All Art is Propaganda: Critical Essays

“It was the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with [referring to crystal methamphetamines]”
― Fergie