Xenos

“They gotta do somethin' about these roads. Every time we drive here, I feel my genitals in ways that are counter to God's Plan. The condition of these streets is an affront to angels and architects alike.”
― Taylor Kay Phillips, A Guide to Midwestern Conversation

“Life sucks sometimes. Find the thing that brings you joy and wear it proudly like a pair of ridiculous Pink Glasses. Laugh at everything - even at funerals (within reason), and if the mood strikes you, don't be afraid to burst into song now and again. Be weird, and above all, resist the urge to let others define you...don't do them the honor.”
― Randy Rainbow, Playing with Myself

“We're the creators, directors, and stars of our own movies, so you better hurry the hell up and write yourself a damn juicy script because you can't return your tickets when those closing credits start rolling!”
― Randy Rainbow, Playing with Myself

“A woman with a sugar craving was a beautiful and terrifying thing to behold.”
― Kay Marie