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THE BEST OF ENEMIES, Chapters One and Two
[image error]CHAPTER ONEKatherine “Kitty” CarricoeNorth Shore, IllinoisSeptember 2014“Ashley, I so appreciate your volunteering to be Second Grade Snack Mom today. Bless your heart for diving right in!”I grin broadly, for two reasons—First, to demonstrate howvery welcomesecond wife/stepmother Ashley should feel as the newest member of the Lakeside Elementary School Parent Teacher Organization. Sec
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“I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.”
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“If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."
I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine.”
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I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine.”
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“You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead.”
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| The Book Challenge: Heather's 2008 Challenge | 111 | 314 | Dec 07, 2008 08:15AM | |
| The Book Challenge: Poppy's Book Challenge | 28 | 231 | Apr 27, 2009 03:35PM | |
| Challenge: 50 Books: Revzonian's Reading Challenge 2009 | 31 | 250 | Sep 07, 2009 07:27AM | |
| tbr-reading-chall...: Heather's TBR List | 26 | 421 | Dec 13, 2009 07:27AM | |
| The Book Challenge: Justine's 2009 Book Challenge | 163 | 490 | Dec 30, 2009 05:48PM | |
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