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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
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2012
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5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
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2010
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My Dog: The Paradox: A Lovable Discourse about Man's Best Friend (Volume 3) (The Oatmeal)
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2013
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11 editions
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The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5) (The Oatmeal)
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2014
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18 editions
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Why Grizzly Bears Should Wear Underpants
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2013
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Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby
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2019
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How to Be Perfectly Unhappy
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2017
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If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men
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2017
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404 Not Found: A Coloring Book by The Oatmeal (Volume 6)
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When Your House is Burning Down, You Should Brush Your Teeth
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2013
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“Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.”
― 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
― 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth and Other Useful Guides
“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
“marathon: (noun)
A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent sleeping in and/or consuming large quantities of beer and cupcakes.
See also: masochism, awfulness, "a bunch of bullshit", boob-chafing, cupcake deprivation therapy”
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
A popular form of overpriced torture wherein participants wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning and stand in the freezing cold until it's time to run, at which point they miserably trot for a god-awful interval of time that could be better spent sleeping in and/or consuming large quantities of beer and cupcakes.
See also: masochism, awfulness, "a bunch of bullshit", boob-chafing, cupcake deprivation therapy”
― The Terrible and Wonderful Reasons Why I Run Long Distances (Volume 5)
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The Seasonal Read...:
Spring Challenge 2012: Completed Tasks -DO NOT DELETE ANY POSTS IN THIS TOPIC
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2297 | 777 | May 31, 2012 09:02PM | |
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One Million Pages...:
Group Rocks 2012 challenge
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110 | 73 | Nov 29, 2012 10:05AM | |
| 100+ Books in 2025: Suzanne's 100+ Books in 2012 (Complete) | 94 | 59 | Dec 31, 2012 07:18PM | |
| Bookworm Bitches : Misty's Ongoing Reading Challenges | 8 | 110 | Jan 01, 2013 06:07AM | |
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One Million Pages...:
12x12 in 2012
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314 | 179 | Jan 06, 2013 12:11PM | |
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Nothing But Readi...:
Awards: Goodreads Choice Awards (2011) Reading Challenge
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107 | 374 | Jan 10, 2013 09:14PM | |
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Nothing But Readi...:
Level 2 of the Serious Readers Challenge for 2012
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196 | 363 | Jan 19, 2013 09:33AM | |
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The Seasonal Read...:
Winter Challenge 2012-2013: Completed Tasks - DO NOT DELETE ANY POSTS IN THIS TOPIC
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2485 | 861 | Feb 28, 2013 09:01PM | |
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Bookworm Bitches :
April 2013 Monthly Mini: National Humor Month
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18 | 160 | Apr 19, 2013 01:45PM |
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