Cara Lynn Shultz's Blog, page 2

The only way this could be funnier is if they called it The Furce Awakens. Or, The Force Awakens You Up at 5 am by Knocking Things Off the Nightstand.

Santa Claus is coming … to the mosh pit! Jingle your bells with pop-punk Christmas jams, featuring both covers and original songs from New Found Flory Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, My Chem, Blink-182 and more. Did I miss anyone? Let me know!

I was psyched. I’d been working on this idea for months. I even had three chapters done, and then I scrapped it and revamped the idea. And tonight, at 1:07 a.m., I finally emailed my outline to my crit partner. (She and I edit each other’s work, share ideas, etc.) So when I finally sent her the synopsis, I felt like this:

I’m letting the gifs dance for me, since I actually look like this:

 Words are wonderful, but they’re freakin’ exhausting.

Some diabolical genius mashed up Linkin Park with Smashmouth and life is never going to be the same.

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Well, that’s one way to make me use Swarm.

As kids growing up in Manhattan, the Twin Towers were a beacon. We never got lost. We just looked up and knew which way was home.

Someone is excited about licking butter off my finger! It’s a #caturday treat.

I have a good friend named Eddie, and even though we don’t get to see each other often, one of our absolute favorite things to do is send each other Facebook photos of cats.

But today, it wasn’t just any sort of cat picture. Oh no, it was … Star Wars cats.

Still looking for Mewbacca.

Me when I try to reach my word count goals for the day.

There is a MAJOR problem with the movie Independence Day.

And I’m not going to talk about the whole virus-uploading thing. I’m going to talk about RANDY QUAID (forever referred to as Randy Quaid and not by his character’s name, because if I said, “Let’s talk about Russell Casse,” you’d ask, “Who?” and I’d say, “Randy Quaid”).

I’m going to talk about how everyone treats him like a crazy person because he says he was abducted by aliens.

During an alien invasion.

Where we are expected to believe aliens are real and invading.

I get it, he’s a drunk mess, he gets fired a lot, and he has the whole “loose cannon” vibe going on. He’s probably Charlie from It’s Always Sunny’s dad or long-lost uncle.

But come on. Aliens are invading. Is it that much of a reach? The guy saves the world, after all.