Lorelei James's Blog, page 47

Sexy shot, huh?

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.”

“Pop, what are you talking about,” the son screams.

“We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old man said. “We’re sick and tired of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.” And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on th...

Not close to Deacon from the upcoming CAGED–but inspiring man wrapping his hands nonetheless

#ManCandyMonday

#fridayfunny

Love this: messy hair, droplets on his beard, intense eyed stare…

With a very seductive voice, a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

“No,” her husband said.

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

Then she asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

“No I haven’t,” he said...

Brooding man–so sexy.

Happy Halloween

I’ve seen lots of guys on bikes the last 2 weeks since it’s been so nice but none of them ride half naked…

Very Punny, huh?