Dave Barry's Blog, page 4037

Police are looking for two men and a woman they say snatched $3,400 worth of panties from a Victoria's Secret in a Texas suburb of Hurst. (Thanks to queensbee)

Now they're using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. (Thanks to Janice Gelb, Jeff Meyerson, CL and Siouxie)

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Turns out that the world's deadliest spider is in fact not. (Thanks to 19 million people)

"It takes a strong stomach." (Thanks to jon harris)

"The young naked man approached her with this poodle, and she immediately realized something peculiar," Mast said. (Thanks to Allen at Division)

...to vote for scrappy spunky trustworthy loyal helpful friendly courteous kind obedient cheerful thrifty brave clean reverent li'l underdog waif ragamuffin homeless doe-eyed orphan Space Node Buddy.

(Thanks to Siouxie)

The Foxy Lady is holdng a job fair. (Thanks to Siouxie)

And we don't want to know. (Thanks to Chuck Cody)