Dave Barry's Blog
September 8, 2025
CANADA SINKS EVER DEEPER INTO CHAOS
Man arrested after driving child-size pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C.
(Thanks to Carlos Montage)
THEY'RE PRACTICING FOR THE DAY WHEN THEY SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
SLUGS ARE BASICALLY SLIMY SQUIRRELS
Doorbell prankster that tormented residents of German apartments turns out to be a slug
(Thanks to Carols Montage)
WHY THE HECK NOT
Hi, Dave.
Would you consider creating another thread where we bloglits could pay our respects to the blog and you.
I know you used to refer to yourself as the blog but hear me out.
Words, phrases, quotes, acronyms that were created by you or made popular during our time together.
WBAGNFARB
IYKWIM(AITYD) Sure Seinfeld came up with it, but you started the acronym.
ISIANMTU
Snork
Keith Richards
Males of the guy persuasion / Guys of the male persuasion
Do Not Mess With Them
One my favorite quotes from you: ���Not that I���m bitter about that.���
You get the idea. Let us have some fun remembering.
What do you think?
Yours,
MOTW
DUDE, WHERE'S THE COMPASS
Hikers on Psychedelic Mushrooms Are Rescued From New York Wilderness
(Thanks to Gary Kennedy, who says "It was actually Central Park.")
AND IN SPORTS
UNDERSTANDABLE
September 7, 2025
FOR SOME OF US, THIS IS EVERY DAY
THAT'S HER, ALL RIGHT
Mystery over giant creature washed up on UK beach as locals say 'Nessie on walkabout'
(Thanks to Ralph)