Dave Barry's Blog, page 7

Pole dancers cause chaos as they gatecrash wedding ceremony with wild performance

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Other than that... wait, actually this was WAY more entertaining than most weddings.")

Teacher becomes world's first and only professional bog snorkeller

(Thanks to Ralph)

Woman Ends Up in Urgent Care After Popping Pimple in the ���Triangle of Death��� on Her Face

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

Make sure it's crispy.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Indian Groom Arrives At Wedding Venue In Batmobile

(Thanks to Ralph)

Aardvark Burrows Could be Ground Zero for the Next Pandemic

(Thanks to The Perts)

Woman forks out RM400 for passport renewal after cat urinates on it

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Smokey Bear stolen from in front of Pennsylvania fire station

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "This is why we have the death penalty.")

Ketchup was once a diarrhea cure

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

Fingertip discovered in NYC restaurant���s chicken wrap: lawsuit

(Thanks to pharmaross)