Dave Barry's Blog, page 10
August 20, 2025
IN THAT CASE, WE DON'T WANT TO SURVIVE
Published on August 20, 2025 15:39
NOT IF YOU WEAR A MASK!
Published on August 20, 2025 06:06
THAT EXPLAINS THE GLOW
Walmart recalls Great Value shrimp after FDA warns of risk of radioactive contamination
(Thanks to EricY, Annette, Ron Wylie and Bill Charles, who says "Pretty sure I saw The Radioactive Shrimp open for The Drunken Noodles in '79.")
Published on August 20, 2025 06:02
ALSO PUT DOWN THE BONG
If you live in Florida and spot "pink blobs," make sure to keep your distance.
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Published on August 20, 2025 05:46
ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
NASA's Webb telescope finds a new tiny moon around Uranus
(Thanks to Doug Shedd, Suzie Q Wacvet, Ron Wylie and Nelson in Michigan)
Published on August 20, 2025 05:42
WANT TO SPRUCE UP YOUR YARD?
Published on August 20, 2025 05:38
August 19, 2025
OREGON SOCIAL NOTE
Portland���s first-ever ���Moon Walk��� will combine nudity, protest and a celebration of weirdness
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Published on August 19, 2025 06:42
AND IN SPORTS
Published on August 19, 2025 06:35
WE ASKED FOR MEDIUM RARE
Published on August 19, 2025 06:32