Dave Barry's Blog, page 12

The FWC staff determined the manatee was exhausted, likely from mating.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Frugal NC lottery winner has lofty plan with newfound cash ��� buy thicker bologna

(Thanks to Ralph)

Bats inside homes not a reason to call 911, says Kingston Police

(Thanks to B&C)

American composer���s ���Baby Shark��� copyright claim is rejected by South Korea���s Supreme Court

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

German states debate who invented Bratwurst sausages

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Wisconsin doesn't care. America is proudly self-sufficient in bratwurst production. Also, once you've tried bratwurst, hot dogs are so... ordinary.")

More and More Americans Are Forgoing Alcohol. Why?

(Thanks to Steve K.)

Horror as UK restaurant shut after 'dog meat disguised as goat found in freezer'

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Greg Iles, my bandmate and friend, died today after a long, hard fight with blood cancer. He was incredibly talented, both as a writer and as a musician; he was also a genuinely good guy. He loved being a member of the Rock Bottom Remainders, even though the truth is he was way too good for us. We're all grieving for him and his family. Rest in peace, Greg. We love you.

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Widow has late husband���s tattoo cut from his corpse, framed as a ���cool��� tribute

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Markets Today: OKB, FART Surge as Ether Races Toward Record Highs

(Thanks to pharmaross)