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August 19, 2025

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Putin���s Bodyguards Carry Suitcases Full of His Poop


(Thanks to Matt Filar and pharmaross)

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Published on August 19, 2025 06:30

August 18, 2025

WE TRIED TO WARN YOU PEOPLE

Terrifying 'zombie squirrels' with oozing flesh pods on their bodies invade US backyards


(Thanks to Rick Day, pharmaross, Michael Parry and William Engelhardt)

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Published on August 18, 2025 08:01

GO FIGURE

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Published on August 18, 2025 07:48

HIS ACTUAL NAME IS 'PENIX'


(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)

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Published on August 18, 2025 06:43

SOUNDS... FUN?

First look at Burning Man as revellers prep for mass orgies and tea with dead cats


(Thanks to Annette)


We're gonna pass on the orgies with the dead cats.

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Published on August 18, 2025 06:42

AND IN SPORTS

Shopping Cart Archery


(Thanks to Ralph)


Watch the video.

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Published on August 18, 2025 06:37