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Mark Speed

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Mark Speed has been writing novels since he was fifteen. His comedy writing has appeared in newspapers as diverse as the London Evening Standard and The Sun, and been broadcast on BBC Radio 4 Extra. He performed his solo comedy, The End of the World Show, at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2011 and 2012. He is currently working on the five-volume Doctor How parody.

Amongst other postgraduate and professional qualifications, he has a Master’s degree in Creative Writing from City University, London. In 1995 a chiropractor told him he’d never run again. Sensibly he chose to give up chiropractors, and has since completed several marathons and a couple of Olympic-length triathlons.

NLP founder Dr Richard Bandler publicly called him a ‘polarity responder’.

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Mark Speed Very soon! Hopefully next month! :-D

I finished writing book three - Doctor How and the Alien Invasion - in July 2015, but I've been waiting to get the…more
Very soon! Hopefully next month! :-D

I finished writing book three - Doctor How and the Alien Invasion - in July 2015, but I've been waiting to get the covers for the whole series redesigned.

As you might have seen, I released the new edition of book one - Doctor How and the Illegal Aliens last week. I'm just trying to get book two - Doctor How and the Deadly Anemones - released with its new cover now, but I'm having a few teething problems with book one on Amazon right now and need to clear these first.(less)
Mark Speed Hi Jane. It's about 45 years since I read it*, but it might be that Trillions has a scene like that near the opening.

*which I find really hard to beli…more
Hi Jane. It's about 45 years since I read it*, but it might be that Trillions has a scene like that near the opening.

*which I find really hard to believe!(less)
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One of the problems this novel has is that it's the same as the author's big hit: The Marian. What has worked in the past is used again in the future. So what we have is almost a set of science problems being solved, stitched into a plot. Having read ...more
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A comprehensive account of early anthropology and anthropologists. Can't give you much more detail than that. I read it for research on a writing project. It's a little heavy going in places, but I think the curious reader will find some interesting ...more
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Bleak doesn't cover it, but in its own way this is a story about a man's love for his son, and of the human capacity for hope. The author has a very distinctive style, and a broad lexicon which can be obscure in places. Anyway, a great read. ...more
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“But Time Lords always travel in the T – in their Spectrels, don't they?"
"Only if absolutely necessary."
"You what?"
"It's another myth put about by those scoundrels. Dramatic effect and all that. It's all his fault."
"What do you mean?"
"Who's fault."
"No, I asked you first."
"No, you clot. It's Who's fault – Dr bloody Who. That's who!"
"Why?"
"No, not Why. I said it's Who's fault."
"Whose fault?"
"Yes. Who."
"What?"
"No! Listen, damn you. Don't bring Why or What into it. It's nothing to do with them. It's Who's fault."
"That's what I'm trying to establish, Doctor. Whose fault is it?"
"Yes. It's Who's fault; now, can we just bloody get on with it and stop arguing the toss and bringing the others into it?”
Mark Speed, Doctor How and the Illegal Aliens

“You said these guys are your cousins? Is that, like, for real? It's, like, not a turn of phrase?"
"What on earth do you mean?"
"Well, I refer to my bluds as cuz, sometimes. Is it like that, or is they real blood relatives?"
"Yes, four of them are cousins. One of them is my twin brother. I'm sure you can guess who."
"Who?"
"Yes."
"No, who?"
"Exactly." The Doctor's gaze was in some far-off place, his voice low and monotone. "He was always the troublesome one. He instigated the rift, cemented the separation. Blabbed to the Beeb. I can never forgive him for that. Never.”
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“Then after a while I realised that if there’s one person I’d arrest, it would be Miss Marple herself.” Bunce paused for effect. “She’s a one-woman crime wave, if you think about it. Everywhere this interfering old bag goes, people get murdered.”
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In the beginning the Universe was created.
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“If we, citizens, do not support our artists, then we sacrifice our imagination on the altar of crude reality and we end up believing in nothing and having worthless dreams.”
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Mark Speed David wrote: "Not sure if I thank you for being a friend, Mark. No copy of my message came up. Thank you.
David"


I didn't get a message from you - just a friend request. You're up in Durham, I seem to recall. I lived in Newcastle for many years. It's actually quite good that the rest of the UK doesn't realise how gorgeous the NE of England is, or it'd be spoilt!


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David Dennington Not sure if I thank you for being a friend, Mark. No copy of my message came up. Thank you.
David


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