One of the following statements IS TRUE.  Can you choose which one?

 

1.  Wayne has left me for another woman half his age. 

 

2.  I've given up writing forever and am moving to New Zealand to start a new life.

 

3.  James Cameron just picked up my latest novel for a huge blockbuster movie costing millions and millons of dollars.

 

4.  Oprah wants to write a feature article about me for her magazine.

 

5.  President Obama has asked me to the White House to advise him on the budget crisis.

 

Okay, which of the above statements is true?

 

Answer:  None.  Happy April Fools!