At this moment, a woman near my hometown is passing out flyers saying, "The Rapture is coming and will happen on May 21." Ironically, she gave one such flyer to a cashier while purchasing tomatoes to plant in her summer garden. Another couple in the New York just quit their jobs because they believe the Rapture will happen on May 21, 2011, too, and feel it is their duty to warn people that "the end is near."

My response is: WHO CARES?

For those of you who don't know, the Rapture refers to the...