Me: I think I'll get some writing done today!

Brain: No. You won't.

Me: But I've got plenty of time, plot ideas for Richard's story...

Brain: You did a promo day, Free Fiction Friday, and now you want to write?

Me: Well... yeah.

Brain: No. You don't. Go play Rock Band and see if you can nail that bass line on "The Trees".

Me: But I'll feel lazy!

Brain: Not after trying channel Geddy Lee, you won't.

Me: But I don't even like Rush!

Brain: You'd rather try Metallica?

Me: Rush is good.


BTW, if there's any R