Soooo... my landlord had us kicked out. It took him a while, but he finally won in the end. He said he wanted to renovate the whole house, but that was obviously a lie, given how comfortably the other two guys are still living in their portions of the place. And of course, our narcissistic landlord had to try and play the "white knight" role in the end.

It doesn't matter anymore. I'll be finding a new place soon, and once I get settled, things ought to be a bit smoother.