This has nothing to do with writing smut, except that it helps me write sometimes. I just put up a whole page on my Wordpress blog devoted to my garden. A little peek for you:
Yes, that is Buddha. He's a frequent visitor to our house. Although the kids freaked when I put him on top of the X-mas tree last year -- I've done it every year for the last three, but it was suddenly a problem. IDK.

It's almost tomato season. I should have already made strawberry freezer jam, but the season's so late here I'm feeling lazy (translation: I'm not doing it). Pickles soon, and tomato sauce. I think that's all I'll do this year.