I try to keep this blog funny and witty, but today isn't that day. If you're looking for funny, try again tomorrow. If you disagree with me, move along. Don't bother leaving a comment, because HELL will freeze over before you convince me that you're on the right side of history. 


Today I'm going to talk about Donald Trump, the Republican nominee for President of the United States. I can't even believe I just typed those words. How did we get here, America? How did this happen? He is a...