(Suppose you threw a book, and nobody came?)

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What’s the last book you read? Or, for those of you in Congress, when was the last decade you read a book? (Oh, and for those of you who are thumb-texting right now: a book is a sorta-square object with like words and stuff.)

According to the internet, here are the top ten most popular books in America, ever, if you don’t count half-naked firemen calendars.

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