Mon, 15:07 : Today is the first day of the rest of your life where you can DO something about the things you bitch about! #squadgoals Mon, 15:17 : Do you think Jim from America's version of The Office wonders when he gets to play Arthur Dent, John Watson, & Bilbo Baggins? #keepsmeawake Mon, 16:14 : Will March be the month an editor falls in love with my new YA Dickensian steampunk novel? Stay tuned, true believers! Mon, 19:27 : Do you need some leek spinning? Do you?! Because you look like you could use some leek spinning! So go. LEEK SPIN! https://t.co/5Y6xs9VOHz Tue, 03:28 : Congratulations, America. We're now the fucking worst. https://t.co/evdzdXA4Fr Tue, 03:57 : Waiting to hear back on things as a writer is a burning hell whose fire is only slightly slaked off by writing the next damned thing