Read the first 3 chapters of Wiff and Dirty George.

"The railway car burst into bedlam. Handbags yawned

wide. Briefcases sprung open. Fountain pens zoomed

by Wiff's nose. Passengers shoved and struggled to grab

their trousers and skirts. Dirty George had never seen

so many pairs of pink polka-dot undies. Eyeglasses, cuff

links, hairpins, and brooches hurtled to the floor. Belts

curled around ankles like snakes.