Fri, 12:47 : Having 4-year olds is cool and all , but when they appear at 2am it is much more not cool, like having ghosts not cool. Fri, 12:51 : Also, my Google Pixel is the best iPhone I've ever had. Fri, 16:00 : Raise your hand if you see people pimp-posting snippets of their book & all you want to do is desperately edit the suck out of it Sat, 02:23 : I am in a cabin in the woods.. if I am not impaled by a unicorn or slayed by a merman, I will be sorely disappointed