This chapter of The Ex-Files is a day late (but not a dollar short, I hope). I just couldn't post something so light on yesterday's date. Sorry about that. I hadn't thought about the date until yesterday (I've been trying to avoid the news, and haven't even been able to listen to much NPR while making dinner, something I really, really, like to do.

OBLIGATORY STATEMENT: This is part of  the wedding promotion. I promised my daughter I would finish this chicklit novel (begun while she was in...