For reasons beyond my control (also known as "I start tutoring next week and am stuck in right-brain mode"), there will be no new chapter of The Ex-Files this week.

For Twitter #SampleSunday, I'm offering the opportunity to catch up on previous chapters.

OBLIGATORY COMMERCIAL: This is part of  the wedding promotion. I promised my daughter I would finish this chicklit novel (begun while she was in Madagascar in the Peace Corps, and mailed to her chapter by chapter…until chicklit died). She is...